my review is in and i think that
It’s probably just me but whenever I get a letter in the mail that is addressed to me I get way to excited
there are five frogs staring at me right now
Please enjoy this thing I made😊
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Ever wonder if there is a gay police officer that says “ be gay do crime”?
Ted nivison is the kind of guy to aggressively rub his hands together and say 'let's dig in!' before a meal.
public service announcement
YALL I NEED A SENIOR QUOTE IN SIX DAYS
HELP ME PLEASE
“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
bubbly drinks are the devils work
Who made carbonated drinks a thing? They burn. It’s like tasty sweet water but they make it hurt your throat and mouth when you drink it. WHY does it need bubbles? IT DOESN’T!!!!
Root beer smells SO good but it has BUBBLES whyyyyyyy does it need to have bubbles?!??!
Viva la Revolution against soda!!!!!!!!