Human-serial-code - UnTITled

hey guys! i decided i wanted to try opening up commissions. and it would Really help a lot if you guys would reblog this post rather than just liking it. i don’t have a job anymore and therefore extremely low on money. :(

i will draw

original characters (as long as a visual reference is provided)

fanart

shippy art

mild blood / gore

mildly suggestive nsfw (no minor characters, no aged up minor characters)

will not / can’t draw

hardcore nsfw 

extreme blood / gore

fetish art

pedophilia / incest / abusive ships and characters

hateful content that promotes racism / homophobia / transphobia / etc

mecha / machinery 

animals / furries

detailed backgrounds

art of irl people

note on backgrounds

- i’m not skilled enough on drawing detailed backgrounds yet so for now, that will not be an option.  - the choice between having a white background, or full color background, or a white background with a colored shape, or anything like that, will be zero charge.

here’s some additional, important info!

- i only accept USD payment through Paypal invoices - it’s full payment upfront - i won’t start working on the commission until i get paid. - depending on how big the commission is and my schedule, it can take me from a week to 3 months to finish it.  - right now, i’m only accepting up to 5 commissions at a time. this will probably change at a later date. - i’ll only post the final work if you specify for me to do so. otherwise i won’t post it, but i’ll still keep it for my portfolio. - once i get to the coloring stage of the commission (if it’s flat or full colored), it will be nonrefundable. however, before that, if you want to cancel the commission during the middle of me working on it, the refunded amount will be determined by how much work has been completed.

if you are interested in commissioning me, PM me here at @pinkbees​ or email me at lpbcommission@gmail.com and we can discuss things there!

- i’ll be PMing or emailing you with updates as your commission progresses so you can check to see if its going the way you like it + you can ask for revisions to the drawing

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SLOTS

OPEN

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it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

Shining Heart Convergence.... sounds like something out of My Little Pony. 

Make your own Magical Girl/Boy Attack ✨💫🎀

Also feel free to include a description of what you think it’d look like if you reblog 😁

First Letter of your name

A - Ethereal

B - Miracle

C - Sparkling

D - Celestial

E - Beautiful

F - Magical

G - Shining

H - Dramatic

I - Twinkling

J - Royal

K - Elegant

L - Imperial

M - Lovely

N - Angelic

O - Resplendent

P - Dancing

Q - Evanescent

R - Wondrous

S - Heavenly

T - Divine

U - Iridescent

V - Dreaming

X - Glorious

Y - Alluring

Z - Ephemeral

Birthdate

1 - Diamond

2 - Blood

3 - Love

4 - Starlight

5 - Lunar

6 - Rose

7 - Heart

8 - Aqua

9 - Cosmic

10 - Midnight

11 - Twilight

12 - Rainbow

13 - Lightning

14 - Venom

15 - Butterfly

16 - Flame

17 - Dragon

18 - Fairy

19 - Ice

20 - Galaxy

21 - Velvet

22 - Snow

23 - Spirit

24 - Rebel

25 - Soul

26 - Serpent

27 - Tiara

28 - Blossom

29 - Crystal

30 - Nightmare

31 - Layer

Birth month

January - Flash

February - Kiss

March - Burst

April - Beam

May - Convergence

June - Storm

July - Blaze

August - Fist

September - Shower

October - Scythe/Blade (your choice)

November - Shot

December - Embrace

Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

lance, getting ignored by keith: keith, buddy, babe, honey buns, sweet tea with whipped cream and sprinkles on top, love of my life, the bae to my blade-

keith: whAt did you just call me-

Is no one noticing that two of the people that Katsuki seems to at least kind of respect are the ones who got scores almost as high as his?

ochako is good because she got into the most prestigious school in the country with the ability to make things float alone. like she had no connections, no money, and not even that op of a power. she was just like “im tired of watching my family suffer. i’m gonna get into the best school and the hardest course so i can make more money.” and then she did it. the absolute madwoman. it’s the basic equivalent of someone from poverty making it into harvard. like hell yeah,,, u go girl