Life Of A Star🌟

I thought it was just because it was things that were new

It took me until now to realize ‘news’ stood for notable events, weather and sports.

I just pushed open a door and said excuse me. I SAID EXCUSE ME TO A DOOR

"loosing one is not recommended"

Aliens but they take shit too seriously

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

No sorry I'm not blushing it's just my sunburn

Watch this happen

Thousands of years from now when humans are extinct and dolphins are the dominant species they discover a mosquito in amber with perfectly preserved human DNA. Dolphin scientists are able to recreate humans and decide to make a giant theme park where dolphins come to see real live humans.

Awww omg pets have pets too!

Owls keep little snakes as their pets. Eastern screech owls bring blind snakes to their nests to rid them of larvae and parasites so their babies will grow faster and stronger. The snakes don’t seem to mind, because they hang around and eat like crazy until the nestlings hatch and then slither back down to find a new home underground. Source Source 2

Aww give peter some skittles everybody deserves skittles

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Gamora stroked a finger against Groot’s tiny cheek. Gently she asked, “Do you want to trade that one for one you like more?”

Groot wasn’t picky, but she had come into the skill of telling when he liked something less than other things and that narrow-eyed look said plainly that he would rather have a blue skittle or any other color really.

“If I get you a different one will you share your skittles with Peter a little bit?” A baby Groot might be, but he was still cognizant on levels far beyond those of other infants and toddlers in many species, so while she kept her words simple she waited patiently for Groot’s answer.

Looking back down at the yellow Skittle he’d just licked, Groot began contemplating whether or not he should ask her for a different one. After all that would mean he’ll have to share them with Peter and he didn’t like that idea too much. Maybe a love for Skittles is something they have in common… 

“I am Groot.” Peter is busy. No Skittles for Peter.

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

here, have some transparent podium family - whatfor? idk. maybe something like this?

or this

Woah??

The human race is mostly dead. There are an estimated 108 billion human beings that have ever lived. Because only 7 billion people are currently alive, that means approximately 93% of all humans have died. Source Source 2