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May I present: the complete S15 Macdennis file.

I get no rest so neither can my case.

Ur wish is my command

Ok. Idea for Macdennis cannon- possibly the season 17 finale. mirror of macs dream in ptsdee. something where at the end mac grabs dennis's face to kiss him, but at the last second, cut to dennis in bed, his eyes flying open. End of episode.

This is now an Oldmannis ship blog. Sorry Macden truthers, Im switching over.

dennis often puts his arm around mac and we as a fanbase interpret that as them being comfortable and cute with eachother like a couple but it’s absolutely fucking sending me that they had a movie night and somehow dennis and Old Man ended up like this. what was the logic in such an arrangement. does he just do this with whoever is closest to him. CRYING

BYE.

I want so badly for the golden bachelor reference to be for macdennis but if we are going off ages.... Franks the more likely to be the one finding love

guy who tries really hard but cannot stop looking like a faggot

God I hope they're still sleeping together... if fact I hope they've just bought a large queen bed to keep in the living room since the inflatable one was hurting dennis's vitruvian back, not acknowledging whatsoever that they could just sleep in Dennis's room which is UNTHINKABLE and he would NEVER do that

Dennis in Times up- "Well guess what pal, you are ugly and it doesn't matter how much you work out, its never going to change that fact."

Dennis in the its always sunny book published 3 years prior- "Mac for instance is also a 3 in ugly, so even if this exercise we're going to try fails, you'll have some company at your ugly parties. For the record, on the ugly scale charlie is a five, frank is a six, and Dee is a nine."

Dennis considers Mac to be the most attractive of the gang (not counting himself obviously). And I feel like this just further proves what an unreliable narrator he is. In Breaks up he tells mac he has nice biceps and beautiful lips (this is cannon in my heart even though the scene was deleted it still happened). He'd rather cut his limbs off than admit to something like that now.

Dennis has a boner for Macs ripped new body and it makes him so mad how hard he is for him and also so angry and jealous that he's not as ripped as Mac is.