The End Of S3, The Island Is On Fire, VIPs Are Caught, Jun-Ho Cries Over A Massacred Body Dressed In

Apparently the Squid Game director made the cast test out the pentathlon game to figure out the right time limit, and now all I can picture is a cursed behind-the-scenes AU where Inho is like:

“Circle guards, we’re playtesting. Mask up. Game time.”

So now you’ve got a bunch of poor exhausted guards, who thought today was just gonna be corpse disposal and trauma, suddenly lined up for Red Light, Green Light like it’s gym class. And then Inho shows up—fully masked, trench coat flapping in the wind like some kind of dystopian PE teacher—and joins the game.

He’s doing everything with them, completely dead serious. They’re crawling through the honeycomb challenge and Inho’s right there, carving his shape with surgeon-level precision, muttering “Inconsistent sugar texture. We need a 12.3% longer boil.” like it’s a bomb diffusal exercise.

Imagine Gihun teaching Junho how to drive 🥹🥹🥹 I always thought Inho taught him but then I remembered that Gihun used to work as a chauffeur and it would make so much sense for him to do it if he and Inho were dating at that point

I bet Dora the explorer would be bad at google maps

It would be so so cute, anon!!!

But like imagine if Inho tried to teach him first (since he's the older brother) and failed because Junho fired him and refused to learn from him ever again. He turns into angry asian dad when he tries to teach Junho to drive (like he's usually so nice to baby junho but damn teaching him to drive kills Inho).

And it devolves into Gihun *rubbing his shoulders from the backseat*: jagiya please stop shouting...it's Junho's first time behind the wheel...be patient.

*Junho sweating furiously in the background and stepping on the gas instead of brake and knocking over one of those little concrete blocks with Inho's car*

what if in season 3 we got a scene, parallel to the cliff scene in season 1, where Jun-ho held out his hand for In-ho to take and In-ho actually took it? 🥹

Jun-ho, whispering: my brother is in the closet

Gi-hun: love is love 😄🥰🌈 even the front man can love whoever he wants 🏳️‍🌈✨ I will support him in this journey 😄🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Jun-ho:

Jun-ho: no I mean he’s watching and lurking. in that closet. behind you

If your reaction to people rightfully calling out Gaza scam bots for being vile scammers preying on real Palestinians’ lives and people’s kindness is to call them racist or genocide supporters, you’re one of these;

Someone who is never taught about internet literacy, internet safety and how dangerous it is to blindly trust strangers in your inbox / DMs begging you for your money with the same copy paste script of the same sob stories — strangers whose blogs were either created 3 days ago with the sole purpose of sending the same ask to 100+ people a day or literal porn bots before they became Palestinians, if you go to their blogs and scroll down far enough

Someone who is easily guilt tripped and manipulated. Because that’s the precise tactic these scammers use, manipulating and guilt tripping you into believing you are a terrible person for not donating and posting their asks

Someone who knows these vile things are scammers but still chooses to protect them for the sake of looking Morally Superior (“look!!!! I support these Poor People!!!! I’m such a good person!!!!)

Someone who, for some sick, twisted reasons, is okay with scammers profiting off of real Palestinians and scamming people off their money

Someone who is also a scammer

Also, no, people who rightfully call out Gaza scam bots for being vile scammers preying on real Palestinians’ lives and people’s kindness are not “monsters” or “racist” or “heartless”. They are the ones who actually give a fuck and care about Palestinian people enough to choose to speak against scammers who profit off of a genocide and robbing from Palestinian people donation money that could have gone to, you know, real Palestinians instead of scammers’ pockets.

A reminder that these scammers stole from Palestinian people their identities and photos to trick you into believing them. But it’s all part of a big scam ring, even the vetters and the organization that vets these bots, and Tumblr has always been a target of scammers for years.

It started with these scammers pretending to be students needing money for their education fees, then they pretend to be pet owners needing money for their sick, dying pets, then they’re porn bots and now they pretend to be Palestinians trying to survive in Gaza. But they are all the same scammers plaguing Tumblr for a whole decade and more. Do not fall for them. Stay safe.