This Is So Fucking Funny, Trapped In The Past On A Lifeboat Of Humanity And Malcolm Reed Could Not Get

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

Is this what undertale is?

Writhing Disaster...

checks watch

WORM TIME

“Now here’s a meal voucher that doesn’t work, go FETCH!”

We declined your card because we hate you

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He's Dead! If Shawn had answered truthfully and ended up matched with Lassie

Poor Gus thinks he's gonna lose his job and get arrested

if u ever see me posting something cringe or embarrassing i didnt that was my evil twin my doppleganger

i suppose my programming is void of promiscuity. however i cannot eliminate the possibility