Jake And Ace

being human is awesome because you can bite while fighting, having sex, or both

I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.

Jared at 2:AM listening to those “POV, you are in love with your straight best friend” playlists, preparing to go to school and see his ‘Family friend’.

crime

So, Nic Cage...

her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there

my snug ass:

You are obligated to reblog this every time you see it.

Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.

Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(

early show lassiter: i hate shawn spencer and everything he stands for. his presence makes me want to commit every single felony on the books. i’m going to kill him.

early show shawn:

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense