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WORM TIME

[Day 9 - Hockey player!Gavin/Figure skater!Connor: A Meet-cute -Veilder💖]

Boy do I love me some Ice Skating AUs 👀👀

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experience while driving

her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there

my snug ass:

thinking about parents

the child who reads 500 books a year to 20 something adult who only reads fanfic pipeline

“Now here’s a meal voucher that doesn’t work, go FETCH!”

We declined your card because we hate you

i’ve noticed that a fair amount of Luis enjoyers are either lesbians or trans dudes. i don’t know what this means but i find it amusing.

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not