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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

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i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

this has been in my head since like 2022 and i finally found the motivation to make it this year

oh mein gott he got unalived

We all know the tale of “The quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style, who might be goated with the sauce”, but what do we really know about him? I aim to answer this question. We start with the basics, he is a “white boy”, who is “quirked up”, so we can imagine that being quirked up means some type of unorthodox clothing style. However he is in fact a “white boy” who is described as “Quirked up”, so we can conclude that he is some sort of Tiktok “Soft Boi”. Next, we see him “busting it down sexual style”. Busting it down implies dancing, but add the “Sexual style” to this, and we get a sort of refined dance, plus the “Sauce”, and thus, he is dancing the “salsa”. Now, where do we commonly see the salsa being performed? At a formal gathering that has tension in the air. Given that a plain ass white boy is at a formal gathering, implies that he is of some significance. What significance you may ask? He is there as an assassin. Hear me out, going back to our first impression of the white boy, we came to the concussion that he is wearing some sort of uncommon clothing, now that with the fact that he is “Goated with the sauce”  we can see that he has some sense of style, and that he might be wearing a suit. Suits are used for formal events, such as the one we decided that our “Soft Boi” was at. But if he was a Soft Boi, he wouldn’t be at a formal event dancing the salsa, right? Wrong. He is there because of his disarming nature, which makes him the perfect assassin. Remember, he is “Goated with the sauce”, meaning he also has some sort of ability that makes him “The GOAT”. And paired with the fact that it takes two to salsa, we can conclude that he is dancing with someone. And why would an assassin be dancing with someone? To kill them. He is also “Busting it down sexual style” which means the dance had gotten heated.

Our conclusion? “The quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style, who may be goated with the sauce”, is in fact an assassin who is currently having a slightly erotic dance with his target.