Must A Doctor Who Episode Be "good". Is It Not Enough For It To Have Sacha Dhawan Dancing To Ra Ra Rasputin

GODFREY: oh go fuck yourself

MARIKA, ABOUT TO PULL THE FUNNIEST SHIT THE LANDS BETWEEN HAS EVER SEEN:

After travelling to the farthest corners of the map to locate old masters of sorcery for her, saving her from the Witchbane Ruins, finding her a new body and killing a good man when faced with the choice of either siding with him or protecting her, and her telling you afterward that when all this is over, she will always be there and welcome you with open arms, basically saying the Academy will be your second home once you become Lord, Sellen really has the audacity to turn into a ball.

elden ring is gonna be the dark souls of being bisexual

ok but sometimes i forget that copia isn’t actually real. like, i actually forget. I forget that it’s a mask. he’s just so real to me. same with terzo. it’s just so amazingly real that i just forget it’s just our little tax fraud underneath.

how it felt watching the wolverine/deadpool honda odyssey “fight” scene

Do you think Fiddlefords evil twin brother would be Diddlestan?

I wonder why Volcano Manor has a painting of Starscourge Radahn in their drawing room.

MAY DENLESS??? IS ANYONE HERE MAY DENLESS???

Me: *tryna do schoolwork*

Everything that's ever happened in Supernatural: "yo mind if I just hang out in ur head for a bit"

The writing on the Adventures of Merlin astounds me constantly. Like. A goblin possesses Gaius and licks gold. Fart jokes are treated as relevant comedy. We’re supposed to believe that no one sees Merlin do magic in broad daylight, everyday, when we literally see his eyes flash and a sound effect plays. But then.

But then Uther dies on Arthur’s birthday.

You might not get it yet. You might not know why that’s insane. I’ll tell you. The significance of that event is that Igraine died in childbirth. Arthur’s birthday is already a reminder of his dead mother. A woman who died for his birth. And now his father dies, signifying Arthur’s ascent to King.

A rebirth. Once again forged in the blood of his kin, Arthur Pendragon is borne of death.

A day that has forever been bloodied is now drowning in red, and it has been and will always be treated as a celebration.

What were they on???? That they could waffle between some of the cringiest takes I’ve ever seen, and some of the most poignant symbols in modern storytelling. I simply don’t understand.