Reminder To:

he shlorp

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

This is why fat shaming can have tragic consequences.

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

RUBIK NEED MAP

P L E A S E

HUUAAHGYUHUARGHUARGHAGH KAH

why is this so funny

Anyone wanna request some clowns??

Out of Touch

There’s not much good news to discuss this week. So, Ray Donovan?