I-am-not-four-cats - I Am Five Cats

No thoughts head empty

I just can't imagine ever being as excited about a person or a relationship as I was circa age 9 about eating chocolate chip birthday cookie cake in the arcade section of the local roller rink

wake up babe new sport just dropped

Totally here for bi squids. (full article here)

no fucking way

What are you lookin at kid

How do you feel about penis as a concept

Depends on the context. Penis as material for jokes? 10/10, comedy gold. Penis as like an actual thing that men have? Not personally a fan but to each their own. Penis as like an actual thing that women have? Brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular

fake horse adventures

Oop 🤭