I-am-not-four-cats - I Am Five Cats

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

Oop 🤭

everyone’s obsessed with having good taste. not me though i watch bad movies on purpose 

no fucking way

Here’s a true story about studying for finals.

The culprit:

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

I am OBSESSED with this tiktok

oh my god I was just talking to my sister and I couldnt decide if I was gonna say "watch out for the local hobos" or "watch out for the local homeless people" so my brain said "wHy NoT BotH" and I said watch out for the local homos in reference to my gross looking self then I just went wait and died laughing