Comfort Character? No, Im The One Whos Gonna Give Them Comfort. Come Here, Lets Get You Some Proper Love

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

bert and ernie go to ikea

anyways im in a rut waiting for my new job to start but I got this remote controllable figure of shadow the hedgehog on a motorcycle so

just diagnosed with forehead kiss deficiency:/

world’s most fucked up substitute teacher

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

Hello can I interest anyone in some hehe… in some tea? hehehe

Anyone wanna request some clowns??

I made some

(yes, if you ignore certain pronouns that someone uses, you ARE a transphobe)