this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever
i need to be at a concert every night this isnt a want its more of a physiological need
“LET’S MAKE SOME COOKIES!”
- Gustavo Rocque
(also, my mood all day everyday)
reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™
“Good morning sky children.”
- Gustavo Rocque
“Dogs stressing me out is not good for song-writing.”
- Gustavo Rocque
Riverdale haters are always like" wahhwahhh I can't handle plot" you sound like grown adults who call black pepper spicy. Grow up and enjoy a cw show for once in your life
Coasting off Barry’s inheritance from Eobard
STAR Labs Museum (Olga works her ass off)
Profits from E-1 sales of HR’s “Scientific Romance” novels.
Hartley Rathaway uses his inheritance to keep STAR Labs afloat just to spite his homophobic family
Betting on sports outcomes based on Eobard Thawne’s Little Black Book of scores for the next century
Harry and Cisco secretly have an incredibly successful drag act (with occasional appearances by Wally)
Harry and Cisco patent and sell their weapons
Harry buys gold and precious metals on E-2 then sells them for cash on E-1
Cisco’s secret life as a hair model
Cisco’s secret life as a Superhero Costume Designer
Joe’s double life as a lounge singer
Caitlin is secretly a highly paid scientific consultant
Caitlin’s life insurance after Ronnie’s death
Killer Frost sells custom ice sculptures
Team Flash makes PSA’s as “edgy teens” in Central City’s don’t-do-dangerous-shit-to-give-yourself-meta-powers commercials
Time Vault Gideon hasn’t appeared in seasons because all her CPU power is now dedicated to Bitcoin mining
i love divas with one name. cher. madonna. castiel.
“Why do early morning shows have to film so early in the morning?”
- Gustavo Rocque
musicians from NJ, overly moral superheroes, brain-rotting tv shows, and everything in between
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