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I didn’t plan for you.
San Junipero (2016) dir. Owen Harris
Westworld s2ep04
// I miss the feeling of your touch //
Flower (2017) dir. Max Winkler
Crumb - Locket [Official Video]
So clouds have been a big theme in my art the past three months, lol.
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“Hey can I have some of that water?”
“It’s not water.”
“Vodka! I like your style-”
“It’s vinegar.”
‘What?”
“It’s vinegar, pussy.”
“Don’t forget to tell these special people in your life just how special they are to you.”
— Bob Ross
When you gotta grill octopus so you take pictures and chef stops you and is like wait, lets throw some butter on that bitch and get sick flames
Get in my mouth!
crab, pancetta and white wine linguine
me in public
thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello
wearing a blanket around the house like
Interviewer: So...this is your...boyfriend?
Lito: Boyfriend? No! He is the love of my life. My better half. My soulmate. The air I breathe. My heart beats within his chest. My eyes see only him.
Interveiwer: ...
Hernando: I'm his partner. Yes.
Me: Mom, you should watch that TV show with me.
Mom: Which one?
Me: *remembers all sex scenes *
Me: Nevermind.
Praying for season 2 of Sense8 like
reaper: i have come to take you
me: let me ask my mom
reaper: it's not a choi-
me: she said no
Dentist: do you smoke? Me: why you Tryna light up?