Compilation Of Gumshoe Screaming “it’s The Cops” For Your Enjoyment

Im on an ask blog now

double the security! feel free to ask me anything you want, that way you can make my shift less miserable

My D&D character Valric, a Star Druid who pretty much became a god on accident. He’s a huge sweetheart, and his best move is Guiding Bolt ⚡️

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Drew in grayscale to color for the first time! Here’s my OC Jay :]

IM SO NORMAL. IM SO NORMAL ABT HIM. I WANT TO GIVE HIM THE BIGGEST SMOOCH EVER

Its where you give me pain when you make me laugh and the face i make when you say unhinged shit

Shoutout to @five-a-battery for reenacting a very dramatic and heart wrenching scene where the companions react to a character being taken to inquisitorius with the intent of being brainwashed into a sith in our star wars fic trilogy with legos

Stanford pines is Aro/Ace to me.

That being said, do I ship Billford? Yes. Yes I do.

But it is imperative to me that you all know I ship it for the sole purpose that Ford having Fucked A Triangle (for science of course) is the funniest fucking thing in every single universe to me. No human form; just regular Bill. He made out sloppy style with that toxic polygon. That when he dumped him, Bill Cipher was in the throws of grief and was an inconsolable mess for the rest of his existence.

I ship Billford because a nerd who doesnt shower and burns his facial hair off instead of shaving not knowing he was dating and a interdimenstional chaos demon made up of only three sides with some serious problems and is flatter than a piece of paper has be cackling evilly like a wizard perfecting a necromancy spell for his evil dungeon.

Stan unable to decide if he’s horrified, disgusted, disappointed, or unsurprised (somewhere in the middle of all of them, because he always said Ford was more interested in geometry than a girlfriend)

Dipper making the realization hearing the way Ford and Bill speak about each other respectively and being unable to look at the journals (or any of the triangles in the windows) the same ever again

Fiddleford on his hands and knees at the fact that a TRIANGLE is more successful at rizzing up Stanford Filbrick Pines than he is in his perspective (he hasn’t come to the realization that Ford is acearo because he’s too busy having a horrendous gay panic)

The Henchmaniacs watching Bill sobbing and howling in grief like his entire world ended (drama queen) and having to distract him any time they see anything related to the number six (stop signs are always a pain because it leads to him being inconsolable for a minimum of two hours)

The fact that BILL is the pathetic clingy ex. The idea that Ford didn’t even consider the possibility of Bill being romantic because thats just how Bill is, right? Right? What do you MEAN I’m getting special treatment? What’s the significance he would have killed anyone else but he turned me into a gold statue? Isn’t it just because I am Smart?

Ford my beloved, clueless Ace.

But yeah. Billford. I love it. It’s the worst best funniest shit this side of the multiverse. Also this is coming from an Ace Demiromantic just so you guys know

My graduation made us open our gowns to see if we were smuggling anything in. They took my water bottle full of water, but they didn’t see the massive speaker i had in my pocket so I could blast Schools Out by Alice Cooper

Oh goddammit. Really putting all my obsession on blast huh. Here we go,,,

Tsuioku - DL6gouziken from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

Cup of Sweetness from Coffee Talk by Andrew Jeremy

Playing With The Boys from Top Gun by Kenny Loggins

Back in Time from Back to the Future by Huey Lewis and the News

Oh Klahoma by Jack Stauber

1:00 PM from Animal Crossing: New Leaf

Gateway Galaxy from Super Mario Galaxy

Fearless Hero (Hero Version) by Heitor Pereira and Antonio Banderas from Puss in Boots the Last Wish

The Spy and the Liar by Jared Emerson-Johnson from I Expect You To Die 2

Take My Breath Away by Berlin from Top Gun

Tags: @banavalope @cynical-bonehead @aetherialfalmer @fiveabattery i dont have many mutuals—

rules — shuffle your “on repeat playlist” and list the first ten songs, then tag ten people

Tagged by: @inourtownofhawkins

You’re on Your Own, Kid - Taylor Swift

Body Better - Maisie Peters

Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift

Runaway - Bon Jovi

Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Teenagers - The Summer Set and Against The Current

I Think He Knows - Taylor Swift

John Hughes Movie - Maisie Peters

Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) [Byrce Miller/Alloy Tracks Remix] - Steve Perry/Journey

Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve - Taylor Swift

Tagging: @heroeddiemunson @eddiesquinns @eddie-dustin @stolenxkissess @dadjoelmiller @ricky-olson @cheerscoops @comeontaylorspeaknow @moonlayl @ben–solos

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