He’s Italian. He’s Bisexual. He Loves To Read. He’s An Ivy League Graduate. He’s A Tech Bro.

Things have been getting tight as its hard to get a job around me, and college coming around the corner. I’m trying to find a way to make money and I’ve always wanted to do commissions! I enjoy drawing and have been doing it for a while, and thought I’d share my art with all of you for some cash to save up!

Really looking forward to doing commissioning!! I’ll be writing if they’re open or not in my bio! Thanks you guys, it means a lot!

Really how it went down huh

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary

This is the first time someone's pointed something out about the way we behave I didn't even realise and found myself realising they are entirely right

How?

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I absolutely love my Tav and Astarion. They just so yes.

(Apologies now for the shit picture quality)

My Tav is a druid and a wood elf. He’s the sweetest boy on the planet. He always does whats right, but isn’t afraid to make a sarcastic comment to someone who pisses him off. He’s just trying to be a genuinely good guy.

While Astarion hates Tav thinks there’s always room at the camp, he can’t help but be amused when Tav slings shit in the goblins’ faces because they were being assholes. Or when he tells Absolute followers to get stuffed cause he doesn’t have the patience for them.

Did he think that the twink treehugger he tackled when they first met and held a knife to his throat would be ever so understanding and sympathetic with him being a vampire? Did he expect that Tav would be patient, and affectionate in a way that didn’t matter if it was romantic or platonic? Of course not. But he’s happy it happened.

Poor Tav didn’t mean to even romance Astarion but when he found out how Astarion felt? Hoo BOY did it make that poor demisexual have some gay panic.

And the best part about them is it doesn’t matter if their relationship is romantic or platonic. They love and care for each other. They’re sassy and just love eachother’s company, no matter what.

Oh yeah; and they like to let Karlach in on them making fun of Cultists and collectively going “oh, let’s smite this bitch.”

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

Im on an ask blog now

double the security! feel free to ask me anything you want, that way you can make my shift less miserable

“FREEZE, SCUMBAGS! IT’S THE COPS!”

~ Detective Dick Gumshoe

me and @iceaxeflynn as fnaf security guards because we'd be terrible at our jobs and it's hilare

frogge has wares if you have coin

he's open for business

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