Had a dream last night about a gravity falls game where you play as young Stanley having to sneak around and lie to stay out of trouble with Filbrick. It wasn't really a horror game but it had a lot of horror game-like mechanics and there was a general sense of discomfort the entire time.
The only quest I can remember is one where Stanley gets a bad report card while Stanford gets a good one. Filbrick is out doing business until tomorrow so you have until the morning to try and make it look like you got good grades. There's an option to use white out on Stanford's card while he sleeps and write your name instead.
You could also get future readings from mom, who would give hints on what will happen to you next so you can start setting up lies and stealing in advance instead of scrambling to cover yourself last minute. (If you could figure out what the readings were hinting at. They got progressively more vague as the game went on, going from "I hear" and "I see", to "I feel")
You didn't get to see what happened when Filbrick caught him, it just cut to a game over screen. You could be caught and sent to your room three times before this happens (which ends the quest you're on. Because you failed to lie well enough). There is no way to win. The game would just keep going with scenarios until you lost or gave up
There was a vending machine on the board walk that had warped reflections in the glass that corrected itself when you looked at it head-on
HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS
He’s Italian. He’s bisexual. He loves to read. He’s an Ivy League graduate. He’s a tech bro. He’s a gym rat. He’s a flirt. He gave the Unabomber 4/5 stars on Goodreads. He takes the bus. He’s got a bad back. His politics are incoherent. He’s a gamer. He’s an artist. He shot a healthcare executive
Watching the Princess Diana Dateline: Unforgettable special and I’m telling you. Charles and Dead Bitch payed for this to be published. This whole thing is “oouughh :(( poor charles,,, he just wanted to be happy and understand diana,,, he was so depressed because she was abusive :(((“ LIKE BITCH??? EXCUSE ME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? HE CHEATED ON HER AND MARRIED HER WHEN HE WAS 13 YEARS OLDER!! HE IS NOT INNOCENT! AND PRINCESS DIANA WAS NOT AN EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE AND MANIPULATIVE JEALOUS BITCH!! STOP PAINTING HER LIKE THAT!!
Its so obviously propaganda I’m gonna fight the king istg
To the tune of “If I Was a Rich Man” from Fiddler on the Roof:
“If I was a Cis Man
Da da de da da da da da dum,”
Things have been getting tight as its hard to get a job around me, and college coming around the corner. I’m trying to find a way to make money and I’ve always wanted to do commissions! I enjoy drawing and have been doing it for a while, and thought I’d share my art with all of you for some cash to save up!
Really looking forward to doing commissioning!! I’ll be writing if they’re open or not in my bio! Thanks you guys, it means a lot!
Im getting my first tattoo and i sit down and notice the tattoo artist has SUPERNATURAL PLAYING. I CAN’T ESCAPE IT.
Will reblog with the tattoo afterwards.
The sad noodle man from my roommates favorite show
(Also here’s the process)
just have to make sure
DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY
I think the most unintentionally pretentious part of me is I genuinely forget that most people do not have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of mythology and folklore. I literally just assume most people know at least the name of every Greek god. My mom and I were watching the Banshees of Inisherin and at the start, she asked "Do you know what a banshee is?" and I was so stunned because it would never occur to me to ask that question because I would never assume the average person doesn't know what a banshee is. The average person knows what a banshee is right. You know what a banshee is right. You know the names of the greek gods right. You know that norse myth where loki fucked the horse right. Right. RIGHT