The Drakes Son

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me and @iceaxeflynn as fnaf security guards because we'd be terrible at our jobs and it's hilare

I’m about to say it; Roman/Greek mythology is overrated. Return to Egyptian Mythology.

Everyone being super horny on main for a bunch of gods and goddesses who were gay and shit. Big whoop. Lots of gods from a bunch of mythos were gay.

Apollo being a twink and being gay for Icarus? Heard it. I don’t care anymore.

Give me the wacky hijinks of Seth and Osiris’ brotherhood that led to Seth fuckin’ murking his megamind-looking-ass brother at his own birthday party. I want a shit-faced Hathor at a party singing bad songs because she thought they were serving blood but it was actually wine.

“FREEZE, SCUMBAGS! IT’S THE COPS!”

~ Detective Dick Gumshoe

Im on an ask blog now

double the security! feel free to ask me anything you want, that way you can make my shift less miserable

wheres seasons greasons

YOU’RE SUCH A DICK!!!

pushing this out again because unfortunately I am going to have to move out in april, and desperately trying to save up enough money for saving up for rent for an apartment. I’d appreciate some commissions!

My comissions are open! I'm currently offering along with my normal rates 3 Chibis for $25!! I enjoy drawing and have been doing it for a while, and thought I’d share my art with all of you for some cash to save up!

Really looking forward to doing commissioning!! I’ll be writing if they’re open or not in my bio! Thanks you guys, it means a lot!

HOLD IT!

Check out my ace attorney art please?