Mythology puns, go!
Get to it, mortals!
some bubbline (canon, ahem) art
shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.
put on clean, comfortable clothes.
put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.
blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.
make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
Do you have any lando & Luke fic recs?
you bet I do! they’re all shippy though so I hope that’s not an issue
G rated
Close by crystalfox (752 words, really soft)
vast distances by spookykingdomstarlight (3.9k, pining, awkward crush)
through hardship to the stars by penhaligon (28k,Luke searches for meaning, Lando searches for purpose, and an expedition to a possible location for a future Jedi school gets dicey.)
Here Among The Clouds by stitchy (12k, role swap au between luke and leia, this fic is amazing)
apogeic by spookykingdomstarlight (1.7k, reunions, established relationship)
Valentine’s Day by crystalfox (1.3k, Lando introduces Luke to a new tradition)
Bed Rest by crystalfox (1k, sickfic, hurt/comfort)
Flowers by crystalfox (758 words, fluff, Luke doesn’t know anything about flowers)
The Mission by crystalfox (1.8k,There are rumours about high-ranking Imperial officials hiding on an Outer Rim planet, Luke and Lando investigate.)
Like Rain on Scorching Sand by thevalesofanduin (3.8k, post-rotj, grieving, hurt/comfort)
machinations by spookykingdomstarlight (1.3k, minor injuries, comfort, established relationship)
friendly competition by glitter_ghostie (747 words, reunions, dancing, fashion)
Calling me home by smaragdbird (1.5k,Rey was expecting to meet Luke Skywalker. She was not expecting to meet Luke’s charming husband. TLJ whomst? we don’t know him)
Unexpected by crystalfox (2.6k,Luke takes Han & Leia’s advice and surprises Lando. Things go quickly downhill from there.)
Cocktails in Cloud City by crystalfox (873 words, fluff, space mojitos)
T rated
Fall Into Light by Lupa_Eira (44k, OT retelling, kinda soulmate au, after reading this I sold my soul to skyrissian)
Birthday by crystalfox (1.3k,Lando doesn’t care about his birthday. Luke cares. A lot.)
Just Your Type by celeste9 (700 words, Leia sets Luke up on a blind date)
Unnamed Stars by lightningwaltz (5.4k,Lando, Luke, and four different quiet moments.)
Fashion by crystalfox (620 words, Lando finds Luke’s poncho)
Touch by crystalfox (1.2k,Luke tries to teach Lando how to meditate. But he gets distracted.)
The Forest by crystalfox (1k,Lando and Luke have a private celebration after the end of the events of ROTJ. based on a post I made)
Black Cat by crystalfox (848 words, Luke meets Lando’s cat at a really inappropriate time.)
Let Me Call You Sweetheart by rogueshadows (4.4k, modern au, Lando and Luke get together at Han and Leia’s wedding)
M rated
Feelings, for All My Life I’ll Feel It by doctornemesis (5k, It’s been fifteen years since Lando last saw Luke, and he figures his husband has a lot left to answer for.)
so i choke on sun by outruntheavalanche (1.6k, first time, light angst)
E rated
The Day the Bearded Jedi Walked In to Town by doctornemesis (4.8k, reunion sex, breaking up & making up)
Right Place, Right Time by NotebookishType (2.2k, first time, friends to lovers)
Pragmatism by cricket_aria (6.4k, post-rotj, didn’t know they were dating, first time)
And of course you’re also welcome to look at my fics^^
so recently i was wondering what could be considered the “first meme” and
That means Tumblr has not flagged my profile as “Sensitive”.
Yes, they have been sitting like this the whole day.
The Animal House Ending of Korra.
Couldn’t get everyone, but feel free to add you own if you want.