Assorted Dad Antics. I Don’t Really Know Why’d You’d Except Anything Different From Me Anymore

Excuse me for a moment, imma go and cry.

Thank you Noelle 🙌

Ok, so I’ve been thinking about Spiderverse, right? Like how people have this really awful headcanon that Miles steals his art supplies for whatever reason. But Miles has a really nice drawing desk in his room, right? And those things are really expensive, so his parents give him an allowance that let’s him buy art supplies and save up for a $300 drawing desk, or they bought it for him for his birthday or Christmas.

But I want to expand on that headcanon some more, because his mom and dad are a policeman and a nurse. Those aren’t high paying professions. They live in a nice house in a good neighborhood and send their son to a private school. This means they have a ton of bills and probably don’t have a lot left over.

While they can give him an allowance to spend on markers and sticker paper and stuff, they probably can’t afford to spend money on a fancy drawing desk, especially if he already has a perfectly good desk already that he does homework on or whatever.

But you know who doesn’t have those bills? Who in Spiderverse doesn’t have kids to send to private school and who lives in a really nice place that screams comfortable wealth? Who loves Miles and wants to support his hobby and has $300 to spend at the drop of a birthday?

Uncle Aaron.

“Perfuma’s kingdom, Plumeria, is located on the front lines.”

“The Horde has set up camp in her terr–”

“Wait, hang on.  Glimmer, did she just call her ‘Perfuma’?”

“Her name is Perfuma, yes.”

“Perfuma.”

“Perfuma.”

“We have to go rescue somebody named ‘Perfuma’.”

“Look, don’t raise a stink about it, okay?”

“What is is with you people and names?”

“Could we please continue with the briefing?  I’ve been awake for two days dealing with this situation and I’m honestly running on fumes.”

“Please do.  Frankly, this situation stinks to high heaven and I’d rather it be dealt with as quickly as possible.”

“I have wanted to do that for so long.”

fun shark fact

its ok

itll get better

you are loved

once again, the time for jokes, people,

A message to Twitter users coming to tumblr: a message from your local duel-hellsite citizen

So, I’ve seen a ton of Twitter users talking about making and sharing their new tumblr blogs, to escape Elon Musk’s “anti censorship” bullshittery. First of all: welcome! I know it’s looking bleak over there; especially for trans people. But, now that you’re here, I’m here to tell you all about tumblr etiquette, how this website works, and how it’s different from Twitter. Because you can’t come onto here acting like it’s Twitter, lest The Beast get to you.

First, here are a small handful of tips and tumblr facts!

Your likes and who you are following are automatically set to public. You can make them private in your settings!

You can block tags from the settings, too.

There are lots of bots on here. If you’re not careful, you could be mistaken for one! The main way you can avoid this is changing your icon and header from the defaults. Adding a bio helps too!

You can queue and schedule posts so that your account posts throughout the day.

Like Twitter, tumblr has a radical feminist and TERF problem. However, they’re pretty easy to spot. There are lots of guides out there to help you learn how to spot tumblr TERFs!

Tumblr, for the most part, does not have any celebrity or brand accounts.

Your tumblr follower count is private.

You can have multiple accounts with the same email, and they’re very easy to switch between! These are called “sideblogs”.

Your main page is not a “timeline”. It is a “dashboard”!

You can have a custom desktop theme using HTML! Think like ye olde MySpace days. There are tons of pre-made tumblr themes available, if you’re not already proficient in HTML; including free ones!

Now, let’s talk tumblr etiquette and how it’s different from Twitter. You’re a tumblr user now! It’s time to start acting like it!

Don’t just like posts. They don’t increase visibility whatsoever. The way that you can help posts that you like is reblogging them to your blog. Especially for art!

We don’t say “oomfs” or “oomfies”. Just “mutuals” is fine, thanks!

Adding onto a post with pointless comments is frowned upon. If all you have to say it “this is so true,” or something else to that effect, you should put that in the tags of your reblog.

Most people don’t have carrds or rentries on here. Some of us do, but it’s not an obligation like it is for Twitter.

Similarly, we don’t censor words like “die” and “death”. Posts about wanting to brutally murder people in power go viral all the time, and it’s completely allowed. I’m serious! Enjoy your newfound freedom!

Blocking isn’t a big deal here. Get rid of any weird notion you have that morality is linked to blocking certain people.

But lastly, and most importantly:

Drop your discourse at the door.

If you try to post about most of the things that Twitter users discourse about, you will be laughed off the site. Especially Twitter LGBT+ discourse. Posts actively mocking topics of Twitter discourse go viral on here regularly.

Tumblr has mostly healed since its discourse-ridden days, and it’s now much more chill. Of course, discourse still happens, but it is so easy to avoid now. For a lot of us, tumblr is the last pleasant social media site left, so don’t ruin it.

Here is a list of discourse-related things that tumblr users don’t do:

Most of us don’t do callout posts, unless it’s something actually serious (like that one blog that had a human slave).

Everything that you heard on Twitter was “exclusive” to certain LGBT+ groups is used by just about everyone on here. Bi women use the double venus symbol on here. You’ll just have to learn to live with that.

In particular, I want to emphasize how much we don’t do flag discourse. To the point that somebody caring about flag discourse of any kind is how we tend to identify an ex-Twitter user.

On here, you will never have to see another slur discourse post again, unless you actively seek it out.

You’re free.

You’re welcome. And enjoy your time on here! If you have the time, please consider watching StrangeÆons’ Tumblr Etiquette Manual on YouTube, as well.

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peter, lying on his stomach with his face in his pillow while ned is sitting on the bed next to him: and then I called him “dad”

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So it’s true? You really do lose all your brain cells when you are gay

Ok so this is like the funniest ask I’ve ever gotten.

...and yeah, it’s true. all of it.