Icedteaparty - Probably Dying In A Video Game

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calvin and hobbes is my favorite comic strip ever

Everyone talks about how silly Ace Attorney is but only ever mentions the parrot and the Almost Christmas thing, so here’s a few highlights of insane shit that happens in Ace Attorney that I personally adore:

The famous orca defendant from Phoenix’s first case after disbarment turns out to be the secret sibling of another orca… who was also falsely accused of murder

The final case of what is widely considered one of the best games in the series involves a clown crushing the president of fantasy Hong Kong to death with a hot air balloon. The president turns out to be a body double who replaced the original president 15 years prior. This is all taken completely seriously

The inciting incident of effectively the entire series was an episode of cupcake wars that went really, REALLY poorly

The plot of the most recent mainline game is “what if defense attorneys were systematically oppressed by the government”

The main character gets hit by a car in one of the cases and walks it off. He does sprain his ankle though

Two separate characters can summon butterflies in court and make their scarves levitate. They have literally no relation to each other and this inexplicable telekinesis is never mentioned by the cast even once

A major plot point in one of the cases is someone tying a corpse to the end of a rope and then pendulum swinging them across a bridge so aggressively they get launched 30 feet into the air on the other side. This is fully animated and you get to watch it happen no less than 4 times

— There will always be those who dare to brave the lightning’s glow.

(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)

Neuvillette’s c7 unlocks a new hidden talent

Transcribed:

[“I guess these fish really only appear during rain”

“Wait I might have an idea…”

“Sir Neuvillette, just for a moment could you think about sad little otters

Thank you sir”]

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

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they are arguing again