You! Tumblr User!

This you?

Cthulhu has risen and humanity is freaking out about it. It’s surprise to everyone when you walk up to the Elder God and say..

These are some fusion aspects I thought up! You can click through for their names. 

They’re all transparent, but please contact me if you want to use them.

Feel free to send me an ask suggesting more, and I’ll do my best to make them!

Merry Christmas

Perfection

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

كلب كلب كلب

I think this magician got really excited about Anubis partway through writing this papyri and happened to invent my new favorite epithet

Welcome to Nightvale, or any other weird podcast helps me have weird thoughts in a separate location from my work brain.

It’s literally that simple

Friend: “hey my son can’t concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn’t feel like it.”

Me: “Did you give him music?”

Friend: “No! No tech until he’s done! He doesn’t need more distracted.”

Me:

“k, bring me the child”

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: “so your head doesn’t feel like doing homework?”

Son: “yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else.”

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: “k I’m done! :-)”

Friend: “wow, what’d you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽”

Me: “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics” and some lo-fi.