Latest Posts by idkijustwantalongusername - Page 2

not to be overshadowed by the US election results the german government just decided to file for divorce

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

don’t you know it’s not good for your hair to wash it every day. you have to use sulfate and paraben free shampoo. you have to wash your hair with conditioner instead. you should stop washing your hair for a month because actually your scalp has the natural ability to maintain itself. greasy hair can make your acne worse so make sure you wash it every day. you have to use this three step regiment on your face EVERY SINGLE night. buy this $70 serum and use it with the 10 other serums you have but don’t combine them. don’t use anything on your face except a gentle cleanser and moisturizer. do NOT use moisturizer on your face you are DESTROYING your skins natural moisture barrier! acne is just for teenagers you’ll grow out of it :) oh no but adult acne is sooooo common. just take birth control and your acne will go away. cut out all sugar and dairy and your acne will go away. actually those studies are fake, get light therapy treatments instead. take accutane and your acne will go away, only a couple of those kids killed themselves! shave your armpits because it looks better. if you shave your armpits you’re not a feminist. actually shaving your armpits is for HYGIENE. wax your legs. wax your bikini line. but waxing any part of your body can give you ugly ingrown hairs and permanently damage your skin and follicles and besides that’s the patriarchy. (but get laser hair removal instead.) don’t have an eating disorder because that’s too much but definitely do intermittent fasting. don’t eat carbs. don’t eat sugar. don’t eat fat. actually your brain uses carbs as its main energy source. actually fat is necessary but only good fat. you have to DRINK MORE WATER!!! drinking 8 glasses of water per day is a myth. burn fat and get toned by doing these exercises. but cellulite is natural and 99% of women have it so you HAVE to embrace it. take diet pills. ummm don’t you know those are meth?? take NATURAL diet supplements for weight loss. take THESE vitamins to cure your depression and clear your skin and make you better at sex and make your vision better and speed up your metabolism and make your digestion better and make you focus better. i know the ONLY right answer but you have to pay me for it. follow my blog! listen to my podcast! subscribe to my email newsletter! buy my snake oil!!

"It's the billionaires not the immigrants that have made us poor!"

Seen in Merseyside, Liverpool

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Reblog if I can spam you with boops

doomscrolling ? no. kittyscrolling get fucking booped

Boop an Unsuspecting Victim.

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

"Siri, cancel all my appointments, I'm booping people on tumble dot com. Yes, it's going to be all day"

tired and worried reminder that voting for Joe Biden is not saying you approve of genocide, because not voting for Joe Biden makes it easier for Donald Trump to get elected and Donald Trump wants to do more genocide than Joe Biden

some genocide or more genocide is a repulsive and invidious choice to have to make when what you want (like any decent, reasonable person) is no genocide - your feelings of anger and distress and revulsion about that are completely understandable and justified

BUT that's the choice you have to make - not going for the some genocide option makes the more genocide option more likely. The way the system is set up means that a choice not to vote doesn't send a message, it's the absence of a message. It looks and acts the same as the choice of someone who doesn't care about anything at all.

and please consider that some of the posts you see telling you that voting for Biden is the same as approving of genocide, appealing to your natural feelings of anger and distress and revulsion, may very well be from a Russian troll farm whose whole job is to manipulate you

because that has happened on this website before and it helped Donald Trump get elected the first time

your days are fucking numbered and the number is 2

You can only reblog this today.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

No vanilla extract because my recipe doesn't call for it.

Sick sick sick of possibility of being fucking recorded every waking second by tiktok obsessed quasi celebs. Video titled something like "Caught him thinking he's the main character" but it was just a kid wearing headphones, looking out the bus window. Of course it was posted without his knowledge. Stop recording strangers and everything you see, nobody gives a shit and not everyone is happy to be on tiktok or youtube because of a moron with no braincells and an account. What could be a forgettable awkward moment is now permanently there for the victim of lackabrainis infested idiot to get anxious about forever.

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

ⓘ This user is tired.

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

Best Curse Word Tournament!

fuck (English) /fʌk/ 1. to have sex 2. to ruin or damage 3. expletive to convey intense emotion

scheiße (German) /ˈʃaɪ̯sə/ shit

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about