Latest Posts by idkijustwantalongusername - Page 5

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

Honestly, after the last four years of lunatical bullshit, it’s really, really hard to look back and understand just how improbable bordering on surreal the idea of “President-Elect Joe Biden” is

this aged so badly

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

Just some January 6, 2021 Twitter highlights

My favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but when the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and you just hear everyone in the crowd singing the lyrics to the music and you see the smiles on the band members faces because they know people care about their music and everyones just so happy who cares about anything else

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing

So it did.

just yes

honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

Don’t just accept the new Terms of Service

Tumblr’s at it again, thanks to the new European Privacy Laws. There’s probably nobody who will read this, but it pissed me off so much that I decided to make a post about it. (Ignore the weird language mish-mash, depending on your country the language might differ.)

OK, so many of us get this screen when we try to access our dash:

Realise how the ‘OK’ button is a nice, attention-grabbing blue? If you’re like me, you’re not exactly into reading a 100 pages document and tend to just click it.

My tip? DONT. Instead click on ‘Manage Options’ right next to it:

Now you’ll see this page:

Still pretty harmless, right? That ‘Accept’ button is looking really attractive right now. Instead, click on Verwalten (Probably something like ‘Manage Options’ or something in english) and you’ll get to this page:

Now that’s not too bad, right? I just switched all the buttons to ‘off’, because I’m jealously guarding my personal information and don’t want Tumblr to go off and do who knows what with it. Looks like we’re done! But wait: There’s a SHOW option.

When we click on that one, what we will get is this:

A HUGE list with OVER 300 ENTRIES of companies that can use your data by default if you’d just clicked ‘OK’ on that very first page. Coincidence that this list is hidden that much? Me thinks not. They’re all switched on by default, but I am still a petty bitch that doesn’t want to give out her data, so I switched them all off. All 300+ of them. There is no option to switch them all off at once, and even if you disable all the options above, the companies are still switched on.

(If you wonder how i got that number, I copied the list into excel and looked at the cell number. No way am I actually counting all those entries)

still contemplating how donald trump didn’t die from covid this is so narratively unsatisfying

2020 was a real disaster

Cant wait what happens next!!!!!!

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

These mushrooms releasing spores

EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I SHOULDNT COMPLAIN BUT

THIS^^

Non-americans seeing the US election results:

"I hope I never have to vote in anger again"

so true

𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗮 💕

just wondering if the day will come that I fully understand the concept behind American politics