idontknowkat

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”mom i’m so hungry I could eat kai parker” mommy wishes too, sweetheart

If we’ve hung out more than three times, I likely have a playlist dedicated to you.

Because I’m in a complaining mood, whenever I look up anything on Pinterest nowadays, I get ads after ads. What was that…oh of course. More ads.

Please Pinterest. Why are there ads after every 2 pins? Do you need me to pay a subscription to you every month? Because I just might.

men are so hot, I wish they were also good people.

“X reader is so weird…”

“I know right,” I say as I open tumblr, ao3, wattpad, all at the same time, and look up more x reader content for the 4th time this week. It’s only Tuesday.

I joke about needing a cigarette and suddenly all my vape addicted friends have a problem

Guys, one at a time. Please. Perhaps start a hate club at this point.

“who told you that?” my dreams. now fuck off.

now it replays 24/7

Like what do y'all know about rt vs. like battles...

My favorite pass time is to find old accounts on tumblr, instagram, twitter, whatever platform

An irl friend keeps calling me Claudia but won’t explain why.

Do they know I was (still am) extremely into IWTV…are they targeting me? Is this a personal attack?

I get my book recommendations by scrolling on Pinterest

I made a substack account finally. I’m about to think I’m the most spiritual and insightful person ever.

My favorite pass time is to find old accounts on tumblr, instagram, twitter, really whatever platform

I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but I miss 2018 Instagram edits

I write half my posts when I’m heavily sleep deprived, sometimes post them, and then I wake up the next day to see all the typos I made

Can you believe it guys? Killing Caesar just a day away! We’re killing Caesar in a day!

Me with Dylan O’Brien

wow hes kinda cute -> i need to watch his entire filmography or ill die

Hey guys,

Does spamming hashtags help posts get more exposure

Thanks 💋

My mom said she wouldn’t ever go to Sundance with me…

Let’s be serious. She’s everything.

I’m in love with Victoria Pedretti.

Thanks for listening

My face is so sun burnt. I completely forgot to put on sunscreen today even though I knew I’d be outside all day in direct sunlight.

Everybody gangster until Iroh sings leaves from the vine

The pure disgust I feel when I see a photo of myself that was taken by anyone other than me.

when someone takes a pic of me i am fricking astonished at how different i look to what i thought i looked like

idk if that sentence makes sense lol but i am simply flabbergasted

everyone in yellowjackets is fucked up because they had to be cannibals in the woods except for callie who's fucked up because she didn't get to be a cannibal in the woods

“guys” i say to the singular person i’m talking to

the ringing in my ears is actually sirens calling me back to my home (the sea) (im a mermaid)

“Your storage is full. Your last backup was a trillion years ago.”

I KNOW. ITS NOT MY FAULT.

I’ll always be in love with the concept (a man) but the second one shows up I want to lock myself in a tower

men are evil

I’ve been so tempted to reach out to my old best friends but I dropped them for a reason you know

But I miss them. Maybe I’m just feeling nostalgic.

I’ve spent multiple months editing the exact same selfie. I’m so indecisive

At first I was gunna force it to be a vertical image, even though I took it horizontal but I realized I hated how I was losing so much of the photo. So now I’ve been editing it as a horizontal . The issue now is the coloring. One second I think it’s too yellow and then the next it’s too cold toned so I make it more pink but then it’s way too red and a little hard to look at.

It’s literally just an instagram selfie…what am I doing