Why Are There So Many Posts About Asexuals Being Immune To Sirens. People. Sirens Don’t Lure You In

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

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5 years ago
Happy New Year

happy new year

5 years ago

I love it so much when people get inspired by Tumblr to make real stuff! It looks amazing!

TBH this reminds me heavily of what I've been working on for the last year. Mostly just the 4th-wall breaking and the aggressive representation.

But yeah this looks awesome! I'd love to see this become a reality!

A musical where the main character is trying to get everyone else to realize they’re on a stage, but they’re all caught up in some random conflict or something and the main character just doesn’t care because dammit we have bigger problems we’re f i c t i o n a l

5 years ago
I Lost 30 Braincells Painting This With Nail Polish
I Lost 30 Braincells Painting This With Nail Polish
I Lost 30 Braincells Painting This With Nail Polish

I lost 30 braincells painting this with nail polish

It was worth it


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5 years ago

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

5 years ago

I read a YA-esque book in middle school and in it the protag farmer makes a thing of orange soda and some other stuff to brighten her pumpkin and because of that I have the primal urge to dump my diet Pepsi onto my plants every time I see them

5 years ago

I don't care it's the 3rd, I'm sorry for the amount of 2020 vision memes I'm about to reblog

5 years ago

Now recalling those thousands of words Shakespeare created and Shakespeare had used, he couldn't help but feel a bit ignorant, as he was unable to describe his situation in any other word besides asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm, a word which wasn't even a word.

5 years ago

here’s a secret message only people on mobile can see 🆒 🅱🅾🅾🅱

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Used to be Le/monBe/rry-So/da three years ago (currently 2023) but I hate this account now and what is on it so sorry but find greener pasteurs. The pasteurs here are now gray. Love u besties I'll make a better version of this someday

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