I Had A Brain Smart

Our city is going into lockdown tonight but at least someone's out here spreading joy

I was playing mafia with my marching band section and the narrator said "so you were on a game show with the Joker, and he said 'vibe check' and shot you in the head" and

Did anyone else experience this? Tell me if I'm not alone

Okay so when I was 7-8, I saved up enough money to buy a custom American girl named Tia. Mostly bc my mom wanted to sew doll clothes, and so did I. Also because I was still in a cutesy, girly phase.

Not too long after, we start getting random letters in the mail from someone. She said her name was Jett, and she was Tia's older sister. She hadn't been bought yet, and she was touring the US as like, a traveling store or something.

It was so weird. It was like Toys logic, except some people were allowed to see them? Most of the letters I got were actually kind of horrific now that I'm reading some. In this one a guy named Bruce holds Jett over an alligator, so they sneak out and just wreck his boat. In another one one of the dolls wanders out into the night (I think that was Yellowstone) and doesn't ever come back.

But like, she bought legitimate things too? The t-rex tooth was from La Brea tar pits. There was probably more, but I haven't found them yet.

It stopped after a bit, so I guess she was bought. But was this normal? Was that a random guy from the factory who stumbled on our address, or did I have a random sugar sister? Was it actually the dolls?!?

Insults that are way to extreme to be played off as "just a joke," will guarantee I cut you out of my life, and frankly need to be obliterated out of existence:

- you look like a pedophile

- you look like a school shooter

- you're a f*ggot

Add your own!

Bit of a rant but high school be like

Me in 7th grade: oh God, my first F?!? Oh no what am I gonna do??? I usually just have A's and B's, but an F?? I'm gonna die

Me now, as a junior: wow, my GPA's at 2.6? That's pretty good! I'm still gonna have to retake English next year, but at least my grades are looking better!

I feking deleted my account

I was trying to delete an old tumblr thing and i deleted the whole thing. It’s like trying to take a fork out of the microwave and ripping out the microwave instead.

hollywood men are like “it’s my capitalist-given right to date women young enough to be my daughter”

Honestly it was confirmed a while ago that Steven's physical age is just a representation of how he's mentally matured, so he could probably live forever if he felt like it.

Plus yeah, if your theory is true, then his blood is pretty op. Maybe if he went the old age route, his body just wouldn't let him die at the end of his "life" until he realized he couldn't die and decided to de-mature.

Spinel more or less showed he could only half-poof, so that's out. The only way to kill Steven would be to shatter him, basically. Correct me if I'm wrong on any of this.

Is Steven like completely fucking immortal?

Like, considering his tears reanimated lars, his spit healed Connie's vision, Its safe to say all of his bodily fluids have his healing effect.

Blood is a bodily fluid?

So like, does that mean his open wounds heal really fast because his blood heals him?

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