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I might actually draw this ngl

Bonus if Amethyst (or someone who gets it now) keeps telling Dora to go into the alligator-infested waters, angering every believer around her

I JUST REALIZED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GEM WOULD BELIEVE DORA THE EXPLORER COULD ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THEM.

IM JUST IMAGINING YELLOW AGGRESSIVELY LECTURING DORA ON WHAT TO DO, BECAUSE IT HAS TO GO PERFECTLY, BUT SHES DUMB AS SHIT

Me: has been in the same class for the entire semester, no changes, no requests to move, same teacher.

Also Me: is mildly terrified that I'm in the wrong class when I think there's a seat change (even when there isn't) and I'm too absorbed to hear the teacher call my name

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

Y'all just know that feeling?

Your body is like a cake. Each part is an ingredient, like flour or butter. While it might not taste that good by itself, when you put it all together, you find a sweet and beautiful dessert 💚

Never cross an American Girl doll. We do not forget.

Did anyone else experience this? Tell me if I'm not alone

Okay so when I was 7-8, I saved up enough money to buy a custom American girl named Tia. Mostly bc my mom wanted to sew doll clothes, and so did I. Also because I was still in a cutesy, girly phase.

Not too long after, we start getting random letters in the mail from someone. She said her name was Jett, and she was Tia's older sister. She hadn't been bought yet, and she was touring the US as like, a traveling store or something.

It was so weird. It was like Toys logic, except some people were allowed to see them? Most of the letters I got were actually kind of horrific now that I'm reading some. In this one a guy named Bruce holds Jett over an alligator, so they sneak out and just wreck his boat. In another one one of the dolls wanders out into the night (I think that was Yellowstone) and doesn't ever come back.

But like, she bought legitimate things too? The t-rex tooth was from La Brea tar pits. There was probably more, but I haven't found them yet.

It stopped after a bit, so I guess she was bought. But was this normal? Was that a random guy from the factory who stumbled on our address, or did I have a random sugar sister? Was it actually the dolls?!?

I'm not sure if I have ADHD but this post took my by the hair and threw me into the void

7 most adhd moods

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

You only have however long you want to reblog this the joke noclipped!

“Can’t decide if I need a hug, an xl coffee, 6 shots of vodka or two weeks of sleep.”