You Know Sometimes My Vibes Are Like . . . Overwhelmingly ^^^^^^^^ So I Have To Aggressively ______ Back

im gonna make a possum riding a roomba shirt and nobody can stop me 

Self care is drinking pickle juice in a wine glass and feeling elegant as you watch YouTube instead of doing homework

Ohhhh I love himmmm

They love carrots so MUCH

I wonder if people viewing my Tumblr get whiplash because I post like:

- Funny picture

-People are disgusting creatures and are ruining everything

-Cute sheep gif with interesting sheep facts

-The reason the world is burning is because of our ignorance

-Ohh look at that cute chubby kitty!

-I love sharks with a passion

-Did you know that all of our senses are just biased based on our species and that other animals experience everything way different? And because our senses are the only thing tying us to reality, the world as we know it is questioned?

-Fuck the government.

-Haha meme is funnyyyyy

-but the bees! Are literally endangered now!!!

And so on.

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp

trees are so good, oxygen AND leaf, sometimes fruit even. there's nothing more you could want

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

someone: butch ballet dancers

me:

I was scrolling through Thomas spider images to change my background, and I went on a journey that ended up dressing me as a clown and stabbing me in the throat 12 times