Idontlikethisaccount - Not Bueno

Saying I'm too gay to understand math is honestly the only way I'm surviving this year man

don’t worry guys we can keep using it all year

Thanks, I needed that

hello to sluts only

Ohhhh I love himmmm

They love carrots so MUCH

I wonder if people viewing my Tumblr get whiplash because I post like:

- Funny picture

-People are disgusting creatures and are ruining everything

-Cute sheep gif with interesting sheep facts

-The reason the world is burning is because of our ignorance

-Ohh look at that cute chubby kitty!

-I love sharks with a passion

-Did you know that all of our senses are just biased based on our species and that other animals experience everything way different? And because our senses are the only thing tying us to reality, the world as we know it is questioned?

-Fuck the government.

-Haha meme is funnyyyyy

-but the bees! Are literally endangered now!!!

And so on.

What a guy actually means when he says he's bouta take a nap:

N - naturally

A - ascending

P - penor

It's official I'm dating my vibraphone she's my girlfriend now

It's been a weird day.

I sat down to chat with my mom, and not only did I find out it was pretty obvious I was gay before I was out (which, at one point I was talking about a crush and she immediately went "Oh, who is she?" So), but I also found out that if my mother ever decide to label her sexuality she would be bisexual, and that she was low-key gay for her college best friend who I'm middle-named after.

Like I'm running on two hours of sleep gimme a second to fully understand that and be proud and then we'll keep talking

It may be bc I haven't slept like at all in the last week but I read this like "It's raining men"

It's freaking bats

Hallelujah, it's freaking bats

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