Freaky Ahh Sadness

I love the headcanon that Jason writes fanfiction and the funniest part of it to me is how his author notes would take the ao3 curse to a whole new level

A/N: here you go guys. Sorry it’s a couple days late, I spent the entirety of yesterday forcing soup and fever-reducers down my brothers throat while he actively told me he wasn’t sick

comments: omg is your brother okay?? Jason, responding: yeah he’s fine now. I took my eyes off him for a second, he downed a coffee and it fucking healed him?? Idefk. comments: wtf

Jason: yo sorry this was a little rushed, my sister’s ballet recital was crashed by the joker and I spent the night helping with the relief efforts comments: damn your siblings are living crazy lives Jason: you don’t know the half of it

Jason: this chapter was a week late, yeah. Sorry about that. I died again.

these two men could not be any more different

marvel parallels 30/?

robert downey jr as tony stark in iron man (2008) and avengers: endgame (2019)

Watching the rain

spider-man: so there's this new player-- or old player i guess-- in the mob. they call him Baba Yaga, but im pretty sure he's John Wick daredevil: daredevil: f u c k spider-man: what???? daredevil: frank's in town spider-man: *chokes* frank??? like frank castle frank???? daredevil: yes. spider-man: has a scary title. lover of dogs. kills mob members. breaks up dogfighting rings. not very verbose. freakily good with guns. daredevil: yes. spider-man: are we sure they're not related? daredevil: i have stark running a dna test as we speak

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drew them with a random ref i found on pinterest💗

*clears throat*

I love how a majority of fandoms have a pretty amicable relationship with their source material and, to some extent, creators. Meanwhile, every MCU fan I've ever spoken to has an itemized list of directors, producers, and/or writers that they'd bare-knuckle box in a Waffle House parking lot if ever given the chance and could write a doctorate-level dissertation on how they fucked up their favorite character(s)

Malcom Spellman I am coming for your kneecaps

Third in my series Bucky Barnes meets a cat, two years later

Fast friends 🖤