BTW When You Encounter A Character And Think "What's This Guy's Fucking Problem?" That's Your Body Trying

Grandma was onto something when she told me to was lal my fabrics before sewing

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

Big time stinker⏰

you see the wet grasping thing in the meat and it is happy to be acknowledged

next year's valentine's day card

ok so a clegan opinion of mine is that they have a lot of the same freak codependency thoughts but the key differentiator is their reactions… say they’re both separately like “i wish we were conjoined.” now john would be kicking his feet and giggling over the idea of them sharing organ functions. whereas gale is like AUGH and shoves the thought into a tiny drawer of his mind where the combined small space and heat of horniness warp it into another, even weirder idea like some kind of fucked up shrinky dink. so when he goes to look again it’s now “i wish i could die in his arms while he cries over me and then become a ghost and not reveal myself to him but instead creepily possess his body to jerk him off.” gale’s next problem is that john would find that super romantic

calisone

my most extreme weirdest kink is being wanted. my tamest kink is knife play

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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