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Here, have some (mildly cursed) bumper stickers for all your Dracula needs.
so true
unforgiven.
Unexpected first meeting
Characters from CTC
wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
equally fucked up alternate version of the orpheus and eurydice myth where i successfully bring the great love of my life back from the dead without looking back but the unresolved trauma of their death leaves me so scared of losing them a second time that i can't bear to look at them ever again
finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
zailing past the Dawn Machine like
Do not take anything from here. Kids, don't fucking speak to me. Pirate poet enthusiast.I know lore exists but that isn't going to make me learn it.
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