*Severus, on his way to meet Regulus for an outing with toddler Draco and baby Luna, is ambushed by reporters*
The Daily Prophet: How does it feel to be voted the most hated man in the Wizarding World right now? 📸🎤📸
Severus: In this country full of neanderthals, I wear it as a fucking badge of honor. ✨️
The Quibbler: What about the rumors that you're a worse Godfather than Sirius Black? ✒️📜
Severus: WHO TF SAID THAT!?!?! 💢
*Meanwhile, Sirius is diving nose first after a laughing Harry who has fallen of his broom 20+ feet off the ground*
People’s Snape: so professional, so elegant, stoic and smart! Not a man, but a statue!
My Snape : ‘IT’S AIN’T A CIGARETTE ASH, IT’S A SECRET INGREDIENT, YOU HO!’ | Ko-fi | Society6 | Redbubble | VK |
some wlw snily as a pre snape bday art
so real
having adhd is like "fuck, it's half past noon. that pretty much means it's one o'clock. that means it's lunchtime. that means it's pretty much three. that means it's almost five o'clock, and that means the day is pretty much over and i don't have time for any of the things i was going to do today :( time to scroll aimlessly through social media until bedtime"
Ready to have a sex with secret lover in birthday and then
Just sat and stared at the wall for the last couple of days trying to understand my past trauma, decided that a little sketchy Severitus would save me
#PotterWeekPrompts #3: Severus Snape for ‘Misunderstood’ Ouch.
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life is tough when you’re being haunted by a ghost of your dead classmate
"Tell me, Aldo. Did Tommaso let you do this to him too, or am I really that special?"
"Keep his name out of this. Thomas is good, pure. You... Are not."
"Oh yeah? Well, neither are you. That’s why he didn’t choose you—because you are filthy."
"Y-you... You’re bleeding. Disgusting."
"Oh... I don’t mind a little blood... I enjoy it."
Bônus:
Benitez: Thomas, what’s wrong?
Lawrence: Everything’s wrong! The stress of this modern Conclave has caused me to go into a depression!
Tedesco: Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling ‘bummed out’?
Bellini: Tedesco, you ignorant slut!
androgynous summer snape save me
꒰🗯️꒱ ᦈ the only thing Severus and I have in common is that we need therapy ◌ ֪ ࣪ ୨ৎ ✶ pfp by starIngotham twt ┊she/her ♡
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