as a bellesco truther, looking up pics of young stanley tucci and sergio castellitto is so funny to me because stanley was so unbelievably ripped, it’s wild
meanwhile, over here we have principessa twink d’italia with his pretty lips and big sad disney princess eyes
i mean, c’mon aldo. look at him. you could totally take him. you could make him cry. make him beg for it. it would be SO EASY
"Tell me, Aldo. Did Tommaso let you do this to him too, or am I really that special?"
"Keep his name out of this. Thomas is good, pure. You... Are not."
"Oh yeah? Well, neither are you. That’s why he didn’t choose you—because you are filthy."
"Y-you... You’re bleeding. Disgusting."
"Oh... I don’t mind a little blood... I enjoy it."
Bônus:
real tweets that james and regulus have made
when Cardinal Benítez recognises the efforts of the nuns during the conclave:
thinkin' about how when benitez is away from lawrence, and is starting to really miss that grumpy old man, he’ll gaze up at the sky and be comforted because it's the same shade as the eyes of his most beloved
his face card is choking me
he looks way too pretty
mcgonagall: harry is missing, can you find him?
snape: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?
mcgonagall: well, do you?
snape:
snape: yeah, hang on.
Pov first year
or just snape is fed up with harry’s bull idk
welcome to potions 101
some wlw snily as a pre snape bday art
so i bet all i have on that furrowed brow
Me and My Husband - Sergio Castellitto
Il Grande Cocomero (The Grand Watermelon)
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