Little Anecdote: Back In Seventh Or Eighth Grade Or So During English Class My Friends And I Were Goofing

Little anecdote: Back in seventh or eighth grade or so during english class my friends and I were goofing around talking in different german accents/dialects when the teacher calls on one of us to name the Seattle landmark in the picture.

And my friend, without missin a beat, still in an unholy combination of swabian and saxonian goes:

„Well Ms., that‘s the Space Shneedle.“

Now Schniedel (pronounced like you probably read it, if english is your first language) is german slang for the male reproductive organ and I have never been able to call it by any other name in my head. So yeah, one building is Habitat 67 the other is literally the Space Dick.

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

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I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

Btw, This Is How Conservatives Keep Getting To Claim That Trans People Are A New Thing No One Has Ever
Btw, This Is How Conservatives Keep Getting To Claim That Trans People Are A New Thing No One Has Ever

Btw, this is how conservatives keep getting to claim that trans people are a new thing no one has ever heard, because our history and existences have continually been erased or obscured systematically through out history.

The most famous example was 92 years when the Nazis raided the library of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, the medical practice where the term transsexual was first coined and the first gender affirming surgery was performed in in 1931.

What did the Nazis do after raiding the library on May 6th, 1933? You may be familiar with these images

Btw, This Is How Conservatives Keep Getting To Claim That Trans People Are A New Thing No One Has Ever
Btw, This Is How Conservatives Keep Getting To Claim That Trans People Are A New Thing No One Has Ever

It is happening again.

NEW PHOTO OF TEAM GREEN.
NEW PHOTO OF TEAM GREEN.
NEW PHOTO OF TEAM GREEN.

NEW PHOTO OF TEAM GREEN.

HEY GUYS!!

GUYS!!!

FRANCE HAS REACHED THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF SIGNATURES ON THE CITIZEN'S INITIATIVE AGAINST CONVERSION THERAPY IN THE EU!!

HEY GUYS!!

ONE COUNTRY DOWN, SIX TO GO!!

We also need still quite a few signatures in order to reach the one million required.

As to date, the six other countries with the most signatures are:

Spain - 38.72%

Finland - 30.31%

Ireland - 24.86%

Netherlands - 24.15%

Germany - 23.54%

Belgium - 23.09%

So yeah, still a long way to go, but we ARE slowly getting closer. Don't stop now! Don't let this stay within the community, either, if you have any friends or family who are open to queer rights, get them to sign, too!

I'm gonna need these people to stop mixing the book with the show because frankly not everybody has read the book but we have watched the show which clearly shows Alicent as a victim who's just trying to keep her children and herself safe and also shows rhaenyra being the stupidest targaryen woman to ever live, but because y'all wanna keep trying to make rhaenyra the saint in the whole situation and act like she can't do any wrong, y'all bring up the book because y'all know that if y'all didn't you would have to be forced to face the fact that you're all wrong about rhaenyra and that she is literally the person that y'all want Alicent to be

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

We Need To Go Back To Using Sailing Ships Full Time Like Immediately. Yes It Would Take Longer To Get
We Need To Go Back To Using Sailing Ships Full Time Like Immediately. Yes It Would Take Longer To Get

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

What If He Doesn't Want It To Mean Anything?? (lie)

what if he doesn't want it to mean anything?? (lie)

this post has been haunting me

BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.

European Citizens' Initiative
eci.ec.europa.eu
Give your support !
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