You Wake Up One Morning And Notice A Lot Of Notifications On Your Phone, Checking Them Out Your Jaw Drops.

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a request for @princeasimdiya12

little Leorio and big Leorio

Ye he cute

Anyway have a great day ya'll

So genderqueer Hisoka wasn't a headcanon at all

Wait a minute, so basically based on japanese language hisoka is using female pronoun while machi is using the male ones when talking? They're so alike in a way...

Wait wait, let me clarify. I think you mixed things up here.

Hisoka uses boku and kimi as his pronouns. They are masculine Japanese pronouns but not as rough as the pronouns ore, omae, temee, kisama. This suits him because of his childish behaviour and tendencies, though fcked up. (I mean, he's like a fcked adult child so........)

He hovers between masculine and neutral speech but he does sometimes use or switches use female speech endings.

The most prominent one where he used female pronoun is when he was battle horny with Chrollo in York New arc.

This is part of what he said when Chrollo fell for his sword of law bs trap in anime, which idk if it's the exact same dialogue in the manga (I might have some particles wrong or missing or some stuff wrong, so forgive me since I'm only going off based on my memory):

やっぱりいいよあなた. 絶対あなたはボクが殺る. (Yappari ii yo anata. Zettai anata wa boku ga yaru)

'As expected, you're great, my dear. My dear, I will definitely kill (do) you.'

Note: to kill verb here is pronounced as yaru, which also sounds rhe same as the very informal version of to do verb, which is also yaru.

Anata is a feminine pronoun of you. 99% wxclusively used by women or people who want to sound feminine or identifies as one. Men might use it in real life in situation where they have to be polite and formal. In fiction, men may use it to let other knows that 'hey I'm not exactly a man' or hey, I'm not rude, I have respect and not a ruffian exactly.'

(Men uses feminine speech when they have to be formal like speaking to people in charities, being a host and all, as well)

Anata is also used by females (or those who are feminine whether they be homosexual or trans) to call their significant other. When they use it in this context, it means 'honey, dear, sweetheart' or whatever affectionate words to call your s/o is out there.

So yeah............ Hisoka..... used anata in that scene when talking about Chrollo......... not just for second-person pronoun..........

Anyways, Hisoka mostly speaks in masculine and neutral language speech, but sometimes does use female language.

Machi on the other hand used masculine language when she was a kid and, masculine and feminine language as an adult.

Kid Machi talks almost like Uvo ahahhahahaha.

お前がやれ！- Omae ga yare - You do it!

いやだ. - iya da - No/No way

Omae is a very masculine pronoun, much more than boku and kimi. And Yare is also a very masculine command, given its verb conjugation. And the sentence ending -だ is also masculine. Machi as a kid speaks so much like a guy xD Hisoka (adult one) doesn't speak very masculine which is makes sense since he wants to sound playful and all xD

Adult Machi is different from child Machi. Adult Machi uses atashi, which is the informal version of watashi, and anta, the informal version of anata. Clearly her pronouns are not very feminine but feminine enough.

And here comes the interesting thing, she still uses masculine speech but with certain people, she uses feminine speech.

She uses a bit of feminine speech with Pakunoda. With Gon, she does as well, when she corners him with Pakunoda and asks him if he knows about the chain dude. We see the same thing with Feitan when they continued walking together and left Franklin and Nobunaga fighting when they were otw to York New. She also spoke to Kalluto in female speech back in Greed Island.

But the most she spoke with using feminine speech is Hisoka. I repeat. Hisoka.

One thing I observed is when she speaks in feminine speech, she either is close to whomever she is soeaking to or is showing consideration.

We can tell that she shows consideration with kids based on the fact she uses a bit of feminine speech when speaking to Gon (can someone remind me if she also spoke to Killua directly? I think she only spoke to Gon directly during York New arc when the Troupe caught the teo of them trailing them).

We see the same thing when she is speaking with Kalluto. When she said to him to come out, 出といで, for instance. She spoke a bit in female speech. Not that much. But we can see that they are not close, which means she's being considerate to him. I mean Kalluto is a kid..........

As for Feitan, I'm on the fact that she's showing consideration because she's seeing him as an adorable kid due to his height. I don't think they are close like to the point of sharing a few secrets or something like that, no. So far, no evidence they are. So, I'm on she sees him as a kid due to his height and softens up team xD

As for Pakunoda, it makes sense if Machi is close to her even if it's just a little bit. I mean Pakunoda was probably the big sis who helped her out when puberty hit her or whenever there are girl problems she has to resolve. I don't doubt if Pakunoda was also the one she confided with when she fell for someone *ahem*

And as for Hisoka. Oml, Machi spoke to him in female speech all throughout before the Chrollo vs. Hisoka fight.

This is how I came to the conclusion that when she speaks in female speech, she is close to them or trust them to some extent - based on the way she spoke to Hisoka.

On chapter 55, when she made her first appearance in the manga, quite a number of her dialogues are in female speech.

Even during their conversation in Greed Island, she was using female speech.

But after the Chrollo vs Hisoka fight, she would speak to him in masculine form. Sadt. I assumed it was because she knew that might be their final interaction and their relationship will never be the same again. Rip.

Maybe her speaking in female speech just means she's showing consideration to him like how she does with kids but man the amount of female speech in her dialogues tells me otherwise........

Anyways.

She would also speak in very rough masculine speech whenever she is very pissed or angry. You can even tell she's pissed or annoyed when her masculine speech becomes rougher.

For instance, in York New arc, when Franklin asked if she knew whether Hisoka is coming to the meeting and part of her answer is

あたし聞くな！ - Atashi kiku na! - Don't ask me!

聞くな is a command form of to listen 聞く but among the masculine command conjugation, it's on rougher side.

And when Machi is speaking in a rougher masculine speech, she doesn't use アンタ (Anta), she uses the pronoun, テメエ, Temee, instead.

Now who uses Temee when they're pissed or annoyed?

Nobunaga and Uvogin.

When Machi got pissed a bit at Nobunaga when they were arguing about the 'chain dude' on whether they will be recruited by Chrollo or not, she used Temee on him.

Basically, the more pissed or angry she is, the more her speech tend to resemble Uvo's.

This is apparent when she got angry at Hisoka when he declared war on Spiders.

Zakk.....kken ja nee!!!! Ima atashi ga koroshite yaru!!

Mate!! Modore temee!! Kore hodoke korosuzo GORAAAA!!

Did you hear Uvo when she was saying those Japanese lines especially the one with GORAAA in it?

That's how you know that Machi is super pissed and angry at you.

Which means when she was talking to Hisoka back in Greed Island, she wasn't even pissed lmao ahahahha

I hope this clarifies any misunderstandings and confusion about Hisoka and Machi way of speech.

This is canon

Hisoka is very concerned with his own self image.

He has freckles but covers them up with texture surprise.

Ah yes the "Mom/Dad friend" squad 👀

The suit guys (old Christmas card)

uhhhh cooking headcanons

Dude wtf is that

Characters: Whale Island

Gon and Killua:  After reuniting on while island because Killua got sappy and Alluka got tired of Killua’s lovesick bullshit, Killua and Gon have since built their own treehouse not far away from Mito’s. 

The treehouse features:  -frog wallpaper -various frog decoration -a living room -a kitchen (features minifridge and microwave) -a game room -a side room filled with chocorobos -a closet filled with AirPods (currently empty) -a walk-in closet (for Killua) -a balcony -a slide -a diving board for jumping in the nearby river  -three spare rooms for when Alluka visits

Gon and Killua have feelings for each other, but they’ve yet to address this together. Get to it gays. Speaking of which, Killua is currently working on finding a method to confess…

The events of the Chimera Ant Arc still affect them.

Alluka: Alluka meets up with Gon and Killua for weekly Minecraft sessions, if not more often. She doesn’t live in the treehouse, instead staying with Mito and attending the local school. She and Nanika are both epic gamers, and they say fuck.

Retz: The events of the Hunter x Hunter movies are NOT canon to this AU. However, Gon and Killua met Retz in Yorknew City and managed to ditch her after she tried getting them obsessed with fanfiction and showed her cishet nature. She’s still a dead puppet, and has been such for 10 years. 

Since then, she’s managed to track down Gon to Whale Island, pretended to be a lost child so Mito felt obligated to take her in, and spends her days harassing Gon and Killua while writing her KilluaOC fic Contaminated Begonias.

Kurapika meets Neon for the First Time in the HxH 1999

Honestly, this version of the scene is so much better than the 2011 anime. I also love that this scene had some sort of soft pink filter that they used. And they zoomed into Kurapika’s face and the others to show their surprised reaction. 

For the mix and match event!!!!!! 💕💞💕i got leorio and phantom troupe, and i was going to dress him in chrollo's clothes, but he really is a suit kinda man.

Also this one is for that one person who tagged a post about him with "we gotta get his tits OUT though". I agree.

Do you have any Hisoillu relationship headcanons? If so would you mind telling me what?

Well, I don’t really have relationship headcanons on them because I don’t think too much on a genuine relationship between them cos their current relationship is very volatile. I’ll just give you my take on how their relationship actually is instead. Something that I do think is that this idea of Hisoka constantly winding Illumi up is inaccurate. I see headcanons and stuff and a lot of it has to do with Hisoka being an annoying pest towards Illumi, and Illumi seeing him as an annoying pest. This idea would have of course been taken from the scene where Hisoka jokes about harming Killua and pissing off Illumi. This is idea is alright as a joke but it’s kinda become like a Hisoillu stereotype now. In canon, Hisoka only annoys Illumi once, emphasis on once. Throughout all the other times we see them together, we see them working as a team and mostly Illumi helping Hisoka which brings me on to my second point.

It is clear that Illumi likes Hisoka more than Hisoka likes Illumi, and Illumi does not see him as an annoying pest at all. Illumi helps Hisoka throughout the hunter exam when he didn’t have to. They did stick together but Illumi was a lot more helpful towards Hisoka such as contacting him during the first stage telling him to hurry up as they are almost ready to move on to the next phase. He also offered to tell Hisoka who his target was during the fourth stage which he did not have to do at all and killing that guy with his pins before the guy could charge at Hisoka. In the interviews at the beginning of the fifth stage, Illumi says that the person he least wants to fight is Hisoka, this could be because he does not want to fight his ally (or friend even though Illumi wouldn’t use that word, Hisoka calls Illumi his friend though) or because one of them would have to lose in that fight and Illumi does not want decrease either of their chances at passing, or both of those things.

Now, all Hisoka did during the exam was just stick by Illumi and maintain contact with him, he didn’t really help Illumi at all like he helped Hisoka. He was just off doing his own thing while Illumi kinda kept interrupting with his helpfulness. At the end of the exam, Illumi spoke with Hisoka and agreed not to kill Gon because Hisoka wants him alive and then he asked him what his plans are. That’s something that a friend would do, Hisoka didn’t ask Illumi what his plans were, that’s another thing Illumi didn’t have to do. Illumi didn’t have to do any of this for Hisoka, helping Hisoka doesn’t directly benefit him, all this time he is just being a good ally/friend.

In the Yorknew City arc, Illumi also took the time out of his day to disguise himself as Hisoka and be his decoy while Hisoka goes to fight Chrollo. Paid or not, he did not have to do that favour for him at all. Illumi even said “i’ve known you a little longer than Chrollo” so he chooses Hisoka over Chrollo. Now, in the Chairman arc we see Hisoka mentally rating the power of the hunters around him and then he gets suddenly senses someone whose power he rates as 95 points, and then he turns with a disappointed look on his face upon seeing it’s actually Illumi who asks “do you have some time?” which Hisoka responds “oh, it’s you, Illumi. How about you?” Hisoka helps Illumi with his situation with Alluka because there’s a chance of Gon dying and Hisoka himself dying, so he helps because it benefits himself. As mentioned before, he even fucks up Illumi’s plan by triggering Illumi’s bloodlust and having Killua discover their location, he also did that for his own benefit. At one point, Hisoka even considered killing Killua to make Illumi angry and make him become Hisoka’s enemy. That’s not something a good friend/ally does and I’m pretty sure Illumi would not even think about fucking over Hisoka like that.

So really, a lot of their relationship is those two maintaining contact, and Illumi helping Hisoka, and Hisoka doing his own thing even when they’re working as a team. Hisoka is mainly on the receiving end of the help while Illumi just gives. Sure, Illumi received some help from Hisoka for the Alluka situation but Hisoka was in it for himself and not for Illumi’s sake.

To sum it all up, my idea on their relationship is mainly Illumi giving, and Hisoka taking. Hisoka does not constantly wind Illumi up nor does Illumi see him as an annoying pest who he can’t wait to get away from. Illumi likes Hisoka a lot more than Hisoka likes Illumi, and it shows throughout canon.

This is so wholesome 😭

THEY’RE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR

every day i think about their insane height difference