Zing! I'm Chuckling After Reading This One...

Zing! I'm chuckling after reading this one...

ilostthekeytothevault - Rummaging through the dark recesses...
ilostthekeytothevault - Rummaging through the dark recesses...
ilostthekeytothevault - Rummaging through the dark recesses...

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3 months ago

Hmmm... in 2014... let's see... who was in the White House then? 🤔

Oh yeah, the Nobel Prize for Peace recipient, one Barack H Obama, a warmonger if ever there were one. He and his administration and Congressional co-criminals set it all up for the purpose of ramping up the corruption, the money laundering, and setting the stage for WW III.

There's your real enemy.

Who started the war? Ukraine... They attacked their own people in the Donbas region. 🤔

4 years ago

Casually cruising the 'Net this morning after watching a sunrise in splendid (yet regrettable) solitude this morning, I rediscovered these images. Beyond the ultimate tragedy that I know lies beyond in this story, it still stirred that romantic solar flare in my heart. Am I the only one that believes kissing is the most sensuous, most erotic, most erogenous of all physical expressions of love and intimacy?

I hope the answer is no. I might weep otherwise...

Heaving Heart Is Full Of Pain Oh, Oh, The Aching ‘Cause I’m Kissing You, Oh I’m Kissing You
Heaving Heart Is Full Of Pain Oh, Oh, The Aching ‘Cause I’m Kissing You, Oh I’m Kissing You
Heaving Heart Is Full Of Pain Oh, Oh, The Aching ‘Cause I’m Kissing You, Oh I’m Kissing You
Heaving Heart Is Full Of Pain Oh, Oh, The Aching ‘Cause I’m Kissing You, Oh I’m Kissing You

Heaving heart is full of pain Oh, oh, the aching ‘Cause I’m kissing you, oh I’m kissing you

5 years ago

The letter 'S' is essential to life. Without it, you no longer EXIST; you've only found the EXIT...

6 months ago

What the heck, right? My credo is that I'm opposed to nothing and open to everything...

So go, Golden Potato of Luck!

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3 years ago

Shared from Bing: Idaho grizzly bear still loose after nighttime raids on livestock

Idaho grizzly bear still loose after nighttime raids on livestock
MSN
Idaho Fish and Game is hoping to trap and possibly relocate a grizzly bear that has killed livestock at the same Naples-area ranch on two ni

Llamas, the preferred meat choice of hungry b'ars... although it should be noted that Hungry Man did take a sheep dish to go...

I think that the ranchers in the future, in an effort to manage food cost and inventory control, just put in drive-thrus for their ursine customers...

Shared From Bing: Idaho Grizzly Bear Still Loose After Nighttime Raids On Livestock
2 years ago

Shared from Bing: President Biden unveils pension relief for millions of Americans

President Biden unveils pension relief for millions of Americans
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On a visit to Cleveland, Ohio, President Biden announced details of a plan to address troubled pension funding for millions of Americans. CB

... and here's the next carrot... more dependence on government programs and money, with spending that isn't sustainable... at least, not sustainable without tax and tariff increases...

Do the homework and the math, folks, 'cause it doesn't add up... even for government math...

Thoughts?

Make no mistake, citizens. There is a vast scheme at work in this country to topple our Constitution and inflate the central government to a level where we all become subjugated to the whims of elitists and corrupt heads of State. It is rampant, this campaign against the people, and it is functioning on a global scale, with players from all corners working in congress (pun fully fucking intended there...) to pull apart freedoms and liberties given those of us in the United States. The US has dirt on its hands to be sure, but those things that have sullied the intentions and hopes for an independent nation, as prescribed and drafted by our founders, have come from agents provocateur, agents who have been deployed by those threatened by what our forefathers and foremothers wanted for posterity. The end game, as I see and interpret it, is to destabilize every aspect of normal life-- be it economic, religious, moralistic, educational, or basic human rights-- to the point that the populace will drop to its knees and defer to despots, groveling, supplicating, and bowing down to self-appointed gods. If we, the People, allow that to happen or-- God forbid-- passively fall into line, then we have really just given ourselves over to enslavement. From there, all hope is dashed upon jagged rocks upon one placid shores.

What disturbs me most is that these conspirators have alighted upon what some would label fringe society: the loners, those displaced from any kind of community, those whose perceived abnormalities invoke ostracism and soft exile, those who think they are ignored and disavowed: to sell those people false promises, false hope, and false security, so as to lather the presumed disenfranchised to become unwitting for soldiers, pawn infantry members whose sole purpose is to portray the promise of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness has been denied them by those who fight against the bigger threat. That bigger threat being persins of reason, persons of faith and foresight, persons who are alert to and aware of the raiding wolves (disguised as saviors, salvationists who are really slavering mongers of power, control, wealth and tyranny. These elements use and usurp power and influence wherever they can, and subordinates, like most of what is labeled the "free press", form the chorus for the opera of the tyrants.

Examples:

1. Gay Pride used to bear meaning, genuine meaning. [Author's Note: Personally, I think Gay Unity would have been a better choice as slogan, as the 'Pride' part always struck me as simehow LESS, as if one's sexuality was the epicenter of their existence, rather than the intellect, the love, the heart, the fierceness and passion for being human, the art, the individualist, the uniqueness, and the humanity of each person. Human beings are quite possibly the most complex, diverse, confusing and frustrating of all species that have ever occupied Mother Earth, but that is what makes our world so fascinating and energizing. (Hey, it's probably the biggest reason why so many UFOs and their occupants have reportedly visited us; I mean, damn! Earth is the best zoo in this part of the Universe. It's better than Australia or the Galápagos Islands in terms of WTF.)

But now Gay Pride has become a commercial and political tool designed and deployed by large corporations (ummm, they're the evil capitalists that have been decried as enemies of humanity... or am I missing something here?...🤔) to drain money from the very members of the LGBT+ crowd that sells validation and recognition. Sorry folks, but buying shoes, food, services or anything, really, from a company that prints

2. Capitalism

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5 years ago

Imagine if cats were to occupy theaters like people, and they all got absolutely into the movies they watched, like this kid. I'd go to the theater just to stand in the lobby or outside, for a chance to see a stampede of cats unfold. It'd be better than the movie, I feel.

Omggggg

omggggg

5 years ago
Eddie Cochran!

Eddie Cochran!

4 years ago

I'm not sure I grasped every element of her nigh-on monologue, but I was/AM fascinated.

Ohhhhhh, the implications and possibilities of shape-shifting alien sex...

I am completely speechless on this one

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