Tread, Not Tred... Speaking Of "cringey Shit"...

Tread, not tred... speaking of "cringey shit"...

sometimes I remember that I’ve had the same blog for my entire tumblr career and that there are backlogs and backlogs of cringey shit from my various regrettable phases just there for anyone to see if they want and I feel as if someone has tred across my grave

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Calling a Japanese internment camp survivor a tool just cause you want to keep engaging in Holocaust denialism in peace is very brave, Herr Goebbels.

What are you talking about, little troll?

Before you answer that, please, do go fuck yourself.

3 years ago

This is the pool adjacent to the playground that contains The Fucking Slide (see the accompanying post below).

Why do I get the feeling that there are Banana Hammocks somewhere close by?

ilostthekeytothevault - Rummaging through the dark recesses...
6 years ago

Mountain Dewd. Yes!

When you’re having a bad dysphoria day

When You’re Having A Bad Dysphoria Day
3 years ago

Been there plenty of times... then I started just bleaching the hell out of the darks. Greys (and whatever color that weird orange you get from bleach is) work better for me anyway..

ilostthekeytothevault - Rummaging through the dark recesses...
6 years ago
Demokritus In Meditation (detail) By Salvator Rosa, C. 1615-73.

Demokritus in Meditation (detail) by Salvator Rosa, c. 1615-73.

6 years ago

This is quite possibly the most human and spiritually beautiful thing I've encountered in a few days. I felt my eyes widen and the corners of my mouth spread further into a warm smile with each syllable. This lesson I shall carry with me for many a day.

A spiritual-thought provoking view:

Do you ever just take in the idea of ‘strangers’? Folks that you see just passing you by onwards with their lives. We hardly think much about it, which is fair, we’re so caught up in a million things occurring in our own lives, but so are they— and I think therein lies the allure of this.

Honestly, for a moment, realize just how beautiful it is. Every face that you pass by, every awkward eye contact, every back of the head you walk behind, every arm you bump, every heel you accidentally step on, everyone.

Each of these people are more than their bodies and initial glances, they’re souls who’s origins span eons, they all have Spirit Guides taking care of them, they have aspirations & goals, fears, wishes, dreams they’re still pondering the meaning of, a phone call or text message they’re looking forward to or dreading, decisions they’re contemplating, materialistic possessions, ways of analyzing situations, their faith, personal shames and guilts, their own personal & cultural values & beliefs, emotions and ways of dealing with them, personal secrets, their own quirky habits, personal fears, their favorite and worst memories they’ve made in this life thus far, loved ones & friends who’ve passed that they miss, their own traumas and the ways they’re healing, their own willpower with reason to conquer each day, their own expression of identity & the way they love, and most importantly, their own level of consciousness they’re doing their best at. But through all of this, every individual expression each lifeform shows, we find ourselves all connected by one simple, Universal factor: Divinity. Whether you come from Stars & Galaxies afar, whether you come from inside this Orbit, whether your origins are utterly unknown, we, as a unified collective, are all connected through the beauty and mystery of Source Energy, and we stem from the same Light & Love that emits through all beings journeying this life.

So, my friends, I ask you to practice a simple way of perception, try to find that same connectivity in all people you come across, no matter their race, their age, their sexual orientation, their gender identity and expression, their religion or lack thereof.

Let’s love more!

Peace, Love & Light to you all!

6 years ago

I truly wonder if people think this kind of money just magically appears. What I wonder, though, is HOW is this money generated?

Reblog if you need this energy

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3 years ago
I Think It's Absurdly Funny That The Associated Press Runs Politically Motivated Stories Like The One

I think it's absurdly funny that the Associated Press runs politically motivated stories like the one pictured above but then has the absolute bald-faced temerity to censor anyone (like me) who disagrees with the article, citing "Community Guidelines" as the basis of their silencing opposing views and opinion. That's my comment below, and it never even made it off the launch pad.

I Think It's Absurdly Funny That The Associated Press Runs Politically Motivated Stories Like The One

The Associated Press is one of those Leftist propaganda outlets whose alleged support of the 1st Amendment is as laughable as the Washington Post's tag line, "Democracy Dies in Darkness". That gem began appearing below the newspapers banner in February, 2017, after President Trump took office. For most reading it, I think it was supposed to be some kind of virtue signaling by that rag paper, with the subtle nudge to the reader being that the Post would be a shining light against tyranny and despots. I, however, see that line not as a beacon of hope in an ever darkening world, but more as a prophecy made by one of the engineers of Democracy's demise. They're straight up telling people what they've been doing and what their aim is in the 21st century. And the same goes for the New York Times and its "All the News That's Fit to Print," meaning it will only ever publish "news" that generally supports agenda and rarely sorts truth and integrity. The Times tag line should be changed to "All the News That's Shit to Print"; that would be a good start if they ever want to start reporting actual honest, straightforward news and information.

3 years ago

Come to think of it, that's a perfect pet. It is solitary and goal-driven, just looking to break its own record for constant food consumption, racking up the steps, and being aloof. Consider "owning" such a pet: no walking, cleaning up after it (it eats poo, so...), and it is content to wander all day, aimlessly. It is minimal in its disturbance of the surrounding environs, and when someone DOES happen to notice it, it is nonplussed, and just keeps doing its thing. Its motto: I'm doing my thing, and if you have a problem with that, then fuck off... or not...

ilostthekeytothevault - Rummaging through the dark recesses...
3 years ago

Unoriginal. Dave Chapelle has said this multiple times. And his spin was funnier.

A gay orgy is probably the manliest thing in existence

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