About Time (2013)

Stunningly beautiful, and a tribute to the glory of nature and God's design are mosses. What a lovely concept: moss lawns. I think I feel a new botanical obsession stealing upon me...

Moss Lawns?!

Okay so we all agree, lawns suck are outdated and useless relics introduced by the French Monarchy to flex on everyone else, but have we considered:

Moss Lawns 😄

Benefits:

Massively photosynthetic- produce loads of oxygen

Doesn’t require fertilising- ever! Mosses actually prefer low nutrient soil!

Doesn’t require mowing! Mosses are non vascular so they never grow tall enough to need mowing

Low maintainance- see above

Improving the air quality around you- mosses can metabolise and absorb a variety of airborn pollutants!

Massively improving your home’s Cottagecore and fairytale vibes, I mean look at it it’s beautiful

Looking online I’ve learned that this is a thing! And it’s actually been popular in Japan for hundreds of years!

That makes me really happy actually because if you know me you’ll know I love moss, not only is it cool af but 12 square metres of moss lawn can apparently absorb as much carbon as 275 mature trees. Stunning and brave.

As we all know it’s much easier to work with nature than against it, we’re all busy and tired and maybe… maybe just let the moss have this one? It’s beautiful.

Love. It.

You’re funny

Thank you for the compliment. Humor gets me through my days...

Seagull existentialism..

To every purpose,

Tern, tern, tern...

Pals! I have updated my store and now offer large prints!

For My Red Queen

Are you awake, Red?

I am divided on your possible responses... I sigh in apprehension that I might have disturbed your blessed sleep, but hope that the curse that I am would have shaken you to widen those lashes...

The larger part of my fiery essence hopes you are awake, but the denser, smaller, and more dour condensed clouds of concern wish you to be deep in slumber... away from my toxins, my illness(es)

Either way, I'll greet the sun with reddened sclera and lyrics on my lips...

[My poetic gift to you this day, love...]

I would hang out with each of these people...

a collection of tweets, part 29

(the series)

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Sky News

Vincent Van Gogh: World's first painted film debuts in London

"We have definitely, without a doubt invented the slowest way of film making ever devised in 120 years," the director said.

A labor of love is an understatement...

Happy birthday, Mr. Van Gogh.

This HAS to be in California.

There couldn't possibly be any way a virus could be transmitted through an act of spreading one's legs, could there? Perish the thought...

I have a discussion place in the Loathing lobe of my brain for people who come up with garbage like this...

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Hmmmm...

So, courageous Zelenskyy is not so much interested in the salvation of his countrymen and genuine freedom from oppression, so much as he is in the salvation of his own authority as president of Ukraine. To accomplish that, he has taken cues, ironically enough, from Russia and Putin, shutting down any political parties that stand in opposition to his own, as well as silencing communications sources and systems, "unifying" such into a single pro-state, pro-Zelenskyy "news and information" source. This is great for Zelenskyy and his cohorts, as they can now more effectively control propaganda and the garbage intelligence being fed to the average person, here in the U.S. and around the world, thereby ensuring that his misdirection and the dirty deals he and his cronies (The Big Guy & Son, inclusive) perpetuate behind a thickening Iron Curtain. There are actually two wars going on in Ukraine, folks, but the one that is getting little to no coverage is the one that e should be worried about, especially if we as a world population of peace-loving people truly care about stamping out tyranny and corruption.

Never believe the hype of any news source, but do your research and tool quickly find that the real truth is somewhere in the middle of all the lies.

For Elin...

If you knew this tragic and fragile beauty, then you'd understand...