Can't Have SHIT On This Website . Leave My Poor Meow Meow With His Wife.

Sweet Harvey 🥰

OMGG 😍

HALEYYY 🌻📷💗

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS

started this stardew valley collection and i started with everyone favorite girl, haley x

THE SILLIESSS

RAHHHHH I LOVE THEM SM

The sillies are being weird againnnn

me standing outside the clinic at 6am in the rain holding a jar of pickles above my head like a teenager with a boombox

am i really making fanart of a doctor if i don't make an apple joke. it just so happens that that one apple made him sick, and now he's questioning everything

apples and doctors are some kind of folk tale or something in this universe guys. some ppl actually believe it, like how parents tell their kids santa puts them on the nice or naughty list depending on how they act. i think that's funny

or maybe it's just not that serious and i should stop trying to make this work in the canon lmaooo

Thanks for the advice!! 🤩

You are a genius 🙂‍↕️

Hi George!!

How do I become as beautiful as you??

legally I cannot disclose BUT I WOULDN’T recommend stealing people’s skin and NOT washing the skin suit in the blood of young virgins. Wink wink! Grandpa’s secret!

there's like 3 stages of the stardew brain rot it's insane it's like

1. i'm going to play this game nonstop and do All the things

2. i'm going to hang out with my fav npcs, maybe look at some of their tags on tumblr and see what the fandom is up to!

and then

3. i literally haven't touched the actual game in days but i can't stop thinking about this npc & rotating them around in my mind like the plate in a microwave. it's like every time the timer beeps i go Hold on and see the food is still cold in the middle so back in it goes .

Harvey: Historically, the egg festival was the festival of fertility. *blushes* Would you like to partake in the festivities a little early?

My farmer who birthed their son like 5 days ago and just woke up:

OML, I LOVE THIS 🤭

new stardew valley AU! you bring shane to chick fil a and he starts sobbing on the floor