literally just start jerking off with your non dominant hand Yes you are going to have a few teenage boy disappointing hookup moments with it but you can teach her the only way out is through. if you don't keep your dominant hand free to look at weird porn on your phone or play a new grounds game about blowing riolu up like a beach ball you're going to overload your imagination only gland and get a blood clot and fucking DIE!!!!
LEGO - Rubber Duck
knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords
everyone always says that the word Q is too early in the alphabet and should be further back with all the "weirdo"s and "freak"s. but take a look at this -> p q. They're twin brothers. Would you seperate twin brothers? Just because one is a little artistic?
saw a theory that the SmokeStack twins were posing as one man in Chicago, which helped them get away with stealing from both sides. i'm poised to believe that because visually their clothing was very clearly of the two mobs. smoke was full irish— tweed, bowler hat. while stack had the full mafia look. yk italian leather shoes, fedora etc etc . like the details!!
Let's settle this:
Where are you from?
What would you call this device (in English and in your native language)?
Have you ever had one?
I need this mirror.
by cameupinthedrought.
She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened
the best joke i ever heard 😂
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