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Desert Golden Mole, “Night on Earth” Episode 1, via Amp

Sometimes I like to write in the way old prophecy’s of vague undoing are worded

Sooooooo I just made this absolutely perfect burger but we have a problem

MY MOUTH ISNT BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE A BITE

I think I miss understood how notes work

Desert Golden Mole, “Night on Earth” Episode 1, via Amp

Btw I use a recipe call refrigerator cookies witch basically makes that premade dough you find at stores but homemade it’s softer easier to save and it creates the most delicious cookies

It’s also very simple

Someone give me gods reaction to me freakin out cause confusion have a small mental break down and then figure things out because I can watch my my hero academia

I am playing a game where yyplay as animals and survive your starter animal is a tiger I’m a frog currently the frog is actually pretty week cause this game is realistic I’m a level 6 frog I’ve killed an entire elaphant and then dovoured it’s whole carcass with this frog. I don’t even have frog npc freinds yet to help me

The saying “ one day you will have to answer for your actions and god will not be so merciful.” Is far to unthreatening why don’t we use

“ a time will come where you must face your creator and repent for all you have done , but you will find them capable of great mercy despite all your sins .however I am not nearly as merciful as they will be. “

So my parent figure has this thing about improper English and the fact I run around care free using the term spaghett and my usage of ain’t so now just to spite her im mispronouncing at least one word in each sentence I say outloud to her