Knowledge is just out there waiting…
I think I will never grow tired of posting this. The quality is poor, granted, but every time I listen to it I’m blown away how turned on I get. It must be one of the hottest things I’ve ever heard. Whoever found this on one’s voicemail must have been the luckiest loser in the world.
“Remember how we said I’d make him wear a condom? Yea, well, I kind of forgot.”
“You…you let him cum inside you?” you asked your wife,
“Just…just a couple of times. I mean, like twice last night and once this morning.”
“You forgot to tell him three times?”
“No, just the first time,” she blushed. “After that, I figured, why stop.”