Dear Redditors, The Majority Of Important World Events And Breaking News May Look Like This:

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

i love how, like, when twitter users started fleeing the sunken ship, we were clutching our rifles and foaming at the mouth and dancing jigs in the street with clown makeup, desperately trying to make ourselves look more cringe, distance support alternating between rent-lowering gunshots and obliterating anyone and anything without an icon

meanwhile every post i've seen about the reddit disaster is like. reddit had a house flood and we're opening the door in the middle of the night in our jammies, telling em watch out not to step on the dog because he likes to sleep in front of the radiator, yeah fuck your landlord bro im so sorry, don't leave the fridge open, toothpaste is in the cabinet and the shower heat indicator thingie got reversed somehow so watch out, we'll leave the blankets on the couch, nighty night, and then tottering off to bed again

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We did it, Joe. The Little Hellsite That Could.

tfw you're aro/ace (or one of the two) and can't stopping headcanoning characters or making your ocs aro/ace