MC: Bye Jake! Bye Lilly! Bye Dan! Bye Thomas! Bye Cleo! Bye Jessy! Bye Richy! Bye Jake!

MC: When I first met you ...I thought you were annoying and a bitch.

Lily: .......and?

MC: And you are.

Dr. Crow: Where's our patients ?

J.K. Night: We're playing hide and seek.

Dr. Crow: Where?

J.K. Night: I don't think you get how this game works.

MC: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Jessy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Richy: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Dan: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Jake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

If MC actually went to duskwood:

MWAF, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, MC.

MC: How did you do that without turning around?

MWAF: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Lilly: Jake isn’t answering their phone

MC: I’ll call

Lilly: Cleo and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Jake: Hello?

MC: I just ended a four year relationship.

Jake: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

MC: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Dan and Jessy fighting from across the room*

MC: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Richy: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Dan?

Dan: Probably “road work ahead”.

Cleo: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Jessy: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Darkness: How am I supposed to know?

MC: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Darkness: *sighs*

Darkness: You wouldn't be trapped.

MC: Truth or dare?

Jake: Truth.

MC: How many hours have you slept this week?

Jake:

Jake: Dare.

MC: Go to sleep.

Jake: I don't like this game.

Julius: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals