Very Fitting I Must Say, To Be Killed By A Flock Of Birds. My Funeral Will Be Legendary

I am in the middle of French class when my teacher mentions the word mignon which is a pole, and randomly I thought “this is my new insult”

Fuck I’m having jewish!Sheriff jimmy + flower husbands brainrot

I hc that the sheriff has a menorah in his house and he invites Scott to light the candles with him on Hanukkah

Also I bet he knows some pet names in Yiddish/Hebrew that he sometimes calls Scott

I say read ut as ecsetra

do u ppl ***think “etic” or “eee tee sea” when u read this? -> etc.

My favorite otp is person a+b

I don’t know what their shipname is but if some one could please do cuz I’ve been seeing very cute prompts of them and I think it would be really cute

And

Let’s crowdsource a post. reblog with one word only

I’m left handed!

I say, as I raise my right hand

Looking out the car window aesthetically in the back of the police car on the way to hot people jail

I LOBE THEM SO MUCJ IM GONNA CRY AAAAAAAAAAA INEED MORE OF THEM

they're back on those damn bleachers again

(thank you for 1k!!)

Is it too late to make this joke

(original v)

Remus: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Remus: *sneezes*

Roman: bless you

Remus: you can’t bless me I’m a demon

Roman: alright then

Roman: fuck you