This is why I’m glad my dumbass school graduated early on May 22nd instead of the end of May like every fucking year
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what I have so far in my fanfic of Nacho x my oc protrayed by Tupac
NaChO sHoW HiS TiTtIeS
Michael.. Waht aer yuo doinggg?
“Aaahhhh wiiirreee.”
“It’s copper.” 🤣
My favorite scene on Breaking Bad
Prints available!
*screen shots this as phone wallpaper* imma just keep this for someone *cough cough me*
Nachito 🥰
Bruh I told y’all he’s an entitled Hispanic boy 🤣 👌
every time lalo rolls his eyes i just 🥰🥰🥰
Yes and best man 👌
our lord and savior. . . .
Omg I’m doing that right now and just had a vent post on my insta story 🤣 👌
Nearly one a.m. and I'm crying... Why? Various causes and yet no real reasons at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I just want to bawl to release stress without people thinking I need help or have them worry about me. I promise I'm okay, it's just an outlet I promise
Like, y'all ever had a good cry? That shit is so dope, especially if you can go to sleep right after 👌
Hey, y’all!
So I had a thought about making a fanfic on tumblr about Nacho Varga x Delane Washington based off my edits. Should I do it?
Even tho I haven’t done a fanfic about Nacho since 7/9/19 and it was UTTER trash and I made it on Wattpad also. 🤮
Lemme know what y’all think and if I get a good amount of one side than another I shall or shall not present a possible erotic fanfic. That fast forwards a bit where they actually are a official thing if you guys want or keep them the way they are PASSING up a smutty fic.
DAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN I’m SOOOOOOO sorry Nacho but yo’ ass just not only got served, uh huh, yes sir. It just got T.O.L.D.
bcs + veep
OMG 😆 that man is about the same age as my mom and this is hilarious to hear
the fact that tony dalton put lil nas X in his lalo playlist
Lmao 🤣 “This was his motto before he said FUCK IT and started killing them.” 💀
bcs + veep
In the breaking bad wiki it says mid to late 30’s
Anyone know how old Tuco is in BCS?
OOOOH SHIT!— MARCO’S POV ?! OMG THIS IS COOL ASF!!!!!!
Oh no, the ever-mutating fic just got another chapter - Marco's POV.
Delane Washington’s car; a 1978 stingray corvette pace car that he inherited from his grandma that his mom was selling online for drug money with Darrel but he called it off and snuck out of his house driving off with the car silently thanking his grandma Odie that raised him for the car. He’s been driving since he was 15 but when he got the car he was 19 and he calls it; Hot Rod yeah that’s right he named his car. When Nacho got his javelin Delane wanted to drive it but Nacho refused but when Delane pulled up drifting in the car to Nacho’s house he decided not to be ‘stingy like Nacho’ and let him drive it for over an hour and check out the interior and feel the smooth exterior. When he heard the year and saw how it looked brand new even still having the brand new car smell he was appalled to say the least. And when Delane can he smokes his ‘reffa in the car. He takes this car just about EVERYWHERE when he can unless Nacho is gonna give his ass a ride but that’s fine because he leaves it at Nacho’s, Skinny Pete & Badger but not often because they use up the gas since they like the car a lot, or Jesse’s house.
EXACTLY.
"Rumor : Far cry 6 will leave the USA to go back to a tropical/exotic setting."
Me, who's been falling for the FC3 prequel/sequel baiting bullshit for the past 3 games :
This is whole ass Nacho Varga mood 🤣:
He scares the shit out of me ngl
Scientifically women are crazier than men sooooo.....
That would mean if Vaas was female he’d become a more intimidating and aggressive antagonist
she's just so fuckin precious.
I love the colors and his facial expressions ❤️
Muy Bien 👌
One more uwu
Wait— does he really?!
the fact that tony dalton put lil nas X in his lalo playlist
Nacho Varga and Delane Washington ( the edit of them first meeting is at the top and yes it goes in order the last one is when they meet Lalo and it’s Delane’s first time meeting him and a edit of him meeting Kim for the first time just waiting for the bus casually smoking his weed )
My edits of Jesse Pinkman and Delane ( Tupac Shakur but his OC name is Delane ) and edits of Nacho and Delane in the next post
Backstory: they have been homies since childhood at the Albuquerque playground Jesse’s mom would bring him to and met a African American boy the same age as him with the biggest smile that offered to play with him and since then a friendship was born.
Delane’s backstory: He is dyslexic and hasn’t gotten special help for it in school but, he had Jesse to help him but now that Jesse is with Jane he doesn’t want his friend unhappy and alone so, he didn’t want to ruin the ‘moment’ they were having when he came to Jesse’s house to report about the dealings and he decided to do it the next day. Now he has Nacho Varga since he now works for him ever since they unlikely met in Los Pollos Hermanos when he was working for Jesse’s operations. At first when they met they DESPISED eachother but, when they first started to get to know eachother they became very good friends.
( And without Delane’s knowledge Nacho likes him and yes let’s pretend the crack whores don’t exist in this AU and Nacho and Lalo used to be a thing and Lalo seeing Delane with his ex that he wants back makes him jealous and y’all are gonna hate Lalo in this AU sadly ).
Delane’s Bio: Has a bad upbringing in his family because their drug addicts and he has been abused several times by his mother Natasha and his step dad Darrel. He’s treated as if he has a disease in the family while his mother’s and step dads child his step sister Anastasia are treated with the love he never had received and never will sadly and he blames himself for having his disability but, he has his own family consisting of; Jesse Pinkman, Badger, Skinny Pete, and Nacho with some of the guys he gets along with in the cartel. Even though his parents are drug addicts themselves and he smokes weed he vows to never do anything harder than that.
Height: 5’11 ( y’all know damn well he’s taller than Pinkman and Nacho )
Weight: 154 LBS
DOB: 6/16/84
( Side Note: He’s a Gemini ♊️ while Nacho is a Sagittarius ♐️ in the BB wiki and ironically nacho is born the same year as Tupac 🤣)
Likes: His friends, weed, dogs, meeting people that aren’t total douchebags, food, South Park, and thug life.
Dislikes: He’s not too picky about things, the family he’s stuck with, having to go back home, The Salamancas, racists, and homophobic people.
Sexuality: He’s unsure at the moment because he’s never actually gave it much thought. But he does kinda like Nacho.
Born in: Empire State, New York, but he wasn’t raised there he was later moved to Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA and lived there for the rest of his life in a shitty condo not with his ‘family’ because he crashes at his friends houses and stuff but, here and there he crashes at Nacho’s house, just like at Jesse’s house he’s welcome to come over whenever he wants.
Personality: He’s too pure of a cinnamon roll and broken for cartel work and dealings that’s for sure, but he gets around just fine. Except when he has to go to the strip clubs with the cartel and would rather be with a dog instead and it doesn’t matter what dog. He’s friendly, has a kindred spirit, has the guts of a pitbull, compassionate, very loyal, thoughtful, protective of the ones he loves, dutiful, hard working, has trust issues, cautious, wary about a lot of things, free spirited, and will knock anyone’s lights out if necessary. And a good baby sitter.
Fun facts: He may look intimidating but, he’s actually self conscious and acts as sensitive as a big English bullmastiff puppy. He has tons of tattoos on his body, he has a bandana and hat collection, he soon hopes to get a dog collection one day. He has never been stung by a bee, wasp or hornet, he acts younger than he is because the poor kid never had a childhood. He can play the trombone and saxophone. When Nacho and him first met he called Nacho ‘cholo’ or ‘cheesy chips’.
Aliases: Delane ( Natasha & Diane Pinkman & Adam Pinkman )
Dweezy ( Skinny Pete, Badger and Jesse )
Del ( Nacho )
Deli ( Jesse )
D ( Darrel )
D-D ( Anastasia )
Kid ( Nacho & Mike )
D-man ( Junkie guy he’s familiar with that has a obsession with blue beanies )
Delane Franklin Washington ( Mike & Natasha )
Illiterate child ( Lalo Salamanca )
D-day ( Badger & Skinny Pete )
Sax-guy ( Skinny Pete )
Trombone masta ( Combo )
Bo-Thang ( Stripper named Molly that he doesn’t like )
Nacho’s new boyfriend ( Lalo Salamanca )
Young man ( Walter White & Skyler White )
Jesse’s best friend ( Jane Morgolis )
Bandana man ( Krazy-8 )
Nice boy ( Manuel Varga )
Favorite song from our generation if he had a time machine: https://youtu.be/5_lHfxRBi6A ( hey as a weed smoker you do need a good song to get high to, you know what I’m sayin’? )
———Extra Info———
Car: 1978 Stingray Corvette Pace car
How old is he in the BB universe: mid to late teens
How old is he in BCS: early twenties
How old is he when he first meets Nacho: 19+
Oh YEAAAHHHHHHH I kinda forgot about this look on him ( I’m sorry my fav part about this look is Michael himself and the neck tatts 👌)
Michael Mando in Spider-Man: Homecoming
Lalo was interested in Pyrotechnics 🧨
No Questions.
Does anyone have any thoughts regarding what Lalo would have studied/enjoyed studying in school? I can’t stop thinking about the idea that he might have been interested in something impractical like philosophy, as opposed to Domingo who studied something very relevant (business).
This may or may not be relevant to my fic lol
This is soooo damn good 👌👏
Commission for cute girl~
AYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Next chapter is up…and it is no longer called “Hail Infernal World” because it got too long for one chapter. /o\ “Hail Infernal World” will be Chapter 8. Planning for 10 chapters now - hopefully this fic will stop mutating!
Chapter 7 - The Quality of Mercy
Pairing - Lalo/Nacho
Rating - Explicit
“Was any of it real?” Lalo asked. “Did you ever care for me at all?” When Nacho didn’t respond, Lalo softened his tone. “Please, Ignacio. You owe me that much.”
Nacho took Lalo’s right hand gently in his own and traced the imprint the cuff had left on his wrist. “Would you believe me if I said yes?”
Lalo looked into his eyes, trying to fathom the fathomless. “I don’t know,” he admitted.
Can Lalo seize control, or is Nacho’s grip on him too tight?
Lmao 🤣👌
Omg lmao 🤣
That’s cool with me 👊
I’ve seen it pop up multiple times so let me make it clear:
If you like Lacho, you’re part of the Lacho hive! 💕💖💕 no ifs, no buts!!
This is awesome! 👏
I’ve come down with a serious case of Lalo Salamanca brain rot